Poison… In a Ring… How Sweet! An Incredible Ring Made with a Secret Compartment that can hold Deadly Contents such as Poison, Bone and Relics. Used in the Olden Days to Poison their Foes (and Kings), it’s Ideal for…

“What do you call Cheese that is Sad?” “Blue Cheese!” “What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” Oh the Sad State of Cheese Jokes… They’re so Cheesy… But Still, you can’t resit em. They’re Gouda! Just…

There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)

You know that Chocolate Bar you ate the other day that made your Stomach upset? Well, Neither do I! But, if you ate this one, I could see that happening. Because it’s an EVIL Chocolate Bar! Munch!

This Bracelet is Wonderful! It’s a Bracelet CUFF that wraps all the way down your Arm. And what’s so Cool about it is the fact that it looks just like Dinosaur Bones! Spines! Skeleton! AWESOME!

Eevee is the starter Pokémon for the main characters of Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness and Pokémon Conquest. It is also the rival’s starter Pokémon, and NOW, it’s the Cutest Freaking Wrist Watch you’ll ever see… A Darling and…