Molar Tie Tack
Molar eh? How about some Yo Momma Jokes to ease the Pain… “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Crooked, when she Smiles it Looks like her Tongue’s in Jail!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Yellow, I can’t Believe it’s not Butter!” “Yo Momma’s Teeth are so Gnarly, she uses them to Cut Chain at the Hardware Store!” “Yo Momma’s so Toothless, it took her an Hour to Eat Minute Rice”… HA! And Now, this Tie Tack!!!
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Real Molar Tooth Tie Tack
Nothing says Lovin like a Tooth Tie Tack. Right? And this Molar Tie Tack really Warms my Heart! A Real Molar Tooth, encased in a Silver Toned Tie Tack. That'll really make your Tie POP! Which Reminds me of this another Joke... A husband and Wife Entered the Dentist’s Office. The Husband said, “I Want a Tooth Pulled. I don’t want Gas or Novocain because I'm in a Terrible Hurry. Just Pull the Tooth as Quick as Possible!” “You re a Brave Man,” said the Dentist. “Now, Show me which Tooth it is.” The Husband turns to his Wife and says, “Open your Mouth Dear and Show the Dentist which Tooth it is!” :)
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Pumpkin Knife Pendant
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Bone Fish Bracelet
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Easter Island Head Cufflinks
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Calla Lily Flower Ring
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Eyeball on a Stick Necklace
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Dime-On Ring
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