Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Men’s Seven Chakra Bracelet
This Life Force Bracelet is made for MEN, and will Balance them out! Not only does it support all 7 of the Chakras, but it is also made with Lava Beads, which is Beyond Cool! It’s a Men’s Bracelet…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Gefilte Fish Earrings
Gefilte Fish is a Dish made from a Poached Mixture of Ground Deboned Fish, such as Carp, Whitefish, or Pike. It is Traditionally Served as an Appetizer by Jewish Households. And now, it’s Fishing for your Earlobes. Because these…
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Memorial Pendant
OMG! What a Cool Creepy Pendant! This Pendant is not only a Smooth Cylinder, but it GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK… And… And… It holds your Cremation Ashes! GAWD! Carry the Dead around, and let them GLOW!
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Working Piston Ring
What a BEAUTIFUL Ring! Designed for Gear Heads who love Horsepower! It’s so COOL! It’s a Ring with a Piston on top, that actually WORKS! The Piston moves back and forth with a Flick of your Thumb! Kick Ass!
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Creepy Crawly Spider Earrings
EGADS! SPIDERS! YUCK! Want to Freak some people out? Purchase these Slick Black Spiders and stick them in your Ears. It’ll make em Scream and Run. For they look so Realistic, so Creepy, so Crawly, you can almost feel…
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