Satisfaction Guaranteed, or Double your Mummy Back!
Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Christmas Grinch Post Earrings
“You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a Heel. You’re as Cuddly as a Cactus, you’re as Charming as an Eel, Mr. Grinch. You’re a Bad Banana with a Greasy Black Peel. You’re a Monster, Mr. Grinch….
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Nom Nom Nom Earrings
Oh this was so me on Thanksgiving… Nom Nom Nom… Eating everything in sight like I only eat once a year. Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Gravy, Cranberries, Rolls, Corn, Dessert… NOM NOM NOM. Just like the Fun Meme, these Bubble…
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Lion Ring Bottle Opener
A Grasshopper Walks into a Bar, Pulls up a Stool, and Orders a Beer. The Bartender Pours him a Tall, Frothy Mug and Says “You know… we have a Drink Named after you.” To which the Grasshopper Replies, “You…
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Real Whistle Tongue Barbell Ring
Toot your own Horn with this Insanely Cool and Different Tongue Ring. It’s a 14 Gauge Barbell Whistle that Slides through your Tongue and, Believe it or Not, it really Works! A Working Whistle that you can Blow! So…
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Monster Teeth Necklace
LMAO! WOW OH WOW! My Necklace Ate Your Necklace! HA! This Scary Gory Pendant features a Monster’s Open Mouth with Mutilated Teeth and a Gross Bloody Throat… I’m gonna Run and Hide under my Bed now…
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Lion Head Cufflinks
Talk about Cool and Different! These Lion Head Cufflinks are just AWESOME! Hand Carved from Wood, these Lions are Beautiful and Bad Ass! Everything is Made from Hand. The Heads, the Mane, the Cufflink Backs… So Rich and Cool!…












