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Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…
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Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For…
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Rockstar Energy Earrings
“Party like a Rockstar!” And when you do… Make sure to wear these Rockstar Energy Drink Pull Tabs. It’s Dangly and COOL! Pick the Color you Want: Royal Blue, Black, Yellow, Pomegranate, or Red! GULP!
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Shoe Whore Charm Bracelet
Well, if the Shoes Fit… Then you just might be a Shoe Whore! Some Women can’t help it… They just have to have Every Shoe in Every Color in Every Style! And now, you can tell the World that…
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Michael Myers Halloween Necklace
SON OF A… Michael Myers is BACK! So is Jamie Lee Curtis in John Carpenter’s 2018 HALLOWEEN (See the Official Trailer HERE!). Laurie Strode prepares for a Final Showdown with the Famous Masked Killer Michael Myers. And I’m soooo…
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Miniature Hot Dog Earrings
LOL These Earrings are just Killing me… Hot Dog Earrings that are Miniature and look Good in your Ears… In fact, I’m about to Bite into them right now! These Dogs look REAL enough to Squirt! Toasted Buns, Guacamole……