Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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Satisfaction Guaranteed, or Double your Mummy Back!
Mummies are always up for a little Ragtime Fun! So why not unwrap this Watch and keep the Good Times coming. Made with 100% Stainless Steel, this Watch has an Adjustable Bezel, and is Water Resistance up to 300 Feet. Not that you'll be going in the Water anytime soon... You may just start Coffin... "GROAN!"
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Kiss My Mustache Belly Ring
There’s something Fishy about a Girl wearing this Belly Button Ring… Don’t ya think? Oh wait… Yeah, it’s a Guys! (Unless my Hairy Aunt Gertrude wants one) This Navel Ring is Cute and Funny and hey, it may even…
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Snot Nose Brooch
“When you’re Neckin’ with yer Honey, and your Nose is kinda Runny, you might think it’s Funny… But it’S-NOT!” “What does a Booger in Love tell his Girl Friend?” “I’m Stuck on you!” Okay, enough with the Booger Jokes,…
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Ninja Can’t See Me Pendant
A Ninja was a Covert Agent or Mercenary in Feudal Japan. The Functions of the Ninja included Espionage, Sabotage, Infiltration, and Assassination, and open Combat in certain situations. Espionage though, was the Chief Role of the Ninja. With the…
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Chocolate M&M Cufflinks
When there’s a Chocolate Emergency… You may Eat your Cufflinks! Just saying… Because these Yummy Realistic Pieces of Candy, look just like Chocolate Covered M&M’s. Truly… Cute M&M’s with a Brown Coating and a Lovely m… Backed with Surgical…
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Final Fantasy Cactuar Earrings
LMAO! Look at these little Cactuar Earrings. HA! The Cactuar is a Recurring Enemy from the Final Fantasy Series. Cactuars are Little Cacti with Stiff Arms and Legs and Three Black Holes for their Faces. They have their own…
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Necklace
A Pair of Peanut Butter and Jelly Necklaces… one for you and one for your bff! :)
