My Butt Hurts! What? Wrist Watch
What a Great Wrist Watch. So Cute and Cuddly it makes my Butt Hurt! :) This Watch has a Big Face that never goes out of Style. Featuring a Three-Hand Quartz Movement and a Genuine Leather Strap, this Watch’s Classic Look is Great for Formal or FUN Occasions. "CHOMP!" Now... "What do you Call a Group of Rabbits Hopping Backwards?" "A Receding Hare Line!" :)
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Abalone Wood Coffin Ear Plug
I can’t think of a better place to lay my Head… Between Two Coffins! HA! And with this very Cool Ear Plug, I can do just that. It’s a Wood Plug (Sold Separately), made out of Sawo Wood, that’s…
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Ping Pong Paddle Earrings
FUNNNNNNN! So Fun, I’d like to Paddle You… HA! And with these Adorable and Realistic Earrings, it really could happen. Ping Pong Paddle Earrings, one Paddle Purple, one Paddle Yellow, made out of Wooden Ping Pong Paddles, Silver Ear…
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Redrum The Shining Brooch
This gives me Chills just looking at it… It’s so Incredibly Creepy! WOW! If you’re a Stephen King Fan, a Fan of The Shining, or just a Creepy F who Loves Halloween (Like Me), then this Brooch Pin is…
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Teratoma Tumor Brooch
This Brooch reminds me of Bozo… Just saying. It’s a Crazy-Ass Brooch Pin like you’ve never seen… Unless you’ve had a Tumor removed. For this Handmade Brooch is a Teratoma Tumor. Teratomas can have tissue or organ components like:…
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Shining Hotel Carpet Bracelet
The Shining is one of my Favorite Books by Stephen King. It kept me up long Nights when I was a kid. The Labyrinth… The Bathroom… REDRUM… YIKES! And now, this Very Different Bracelet featuring Images of the Red…
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Titanium Escape Ring
What a Great Idea! An Escape Ring! It looks like a normal Plain Wedding Band, but Hidden inside is a Stainless Steel Saw Blade and a Handcuff Shim Pick Combination Tool! Plus, it’s right where you NEED it… Your…












