My Butt Hurts! What? Wrist Watch
What a Great Wrist Watch. So Cute and Cuddly it makes my Butt Hurt! :) This Watch has a Big Face that never goes out of Style. Featuring a Three-Hand Quartz Movement and a Genuine Leather Strap, this Watch’s Classic Look is Great for Formal or FUN Occasions. "CHOMP!" Now... "What do you Call a Group of Rabbits Hopping Backwards?" "A Receding Hare Line!" :)
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Jack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Pie Ring
Spice up the Season, Spice up your Bling. It’s Halloween-Time and everything’s a Scream! Including this Fun, Colorful Jack-O-Lantern Pumpkin Pie Ring. Such an Adorable Orange Ring with a Darling Creepy Face. Handmade out of Polymer Clay, Measuring 19mm…
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Mom’s Spaghetti Eminem Pin
Talk about AWESOME! This Eminem Pin is just Perfect. And Creepy! It’s Eminem’s Famous “Mom’s Spaghetti” line from “Lose Yourself”: Yo. His palms are Sweaty, Knees Weak, Arms are Heavy. There’s Vomit on his Sweater already, Mom’s Spaghetti… Yeah,…
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Swipe Left Swipe Right Cufflinks
These are today’s cufflinks for sure. Swipe Left, Swipe Right cuffs that will take your Tinder app to real life. One arm gets black text reading SWIPE RIGHT, and the other, red text reading SWIPE LEFT. Stylish, classy, and…
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Shave My Legs Pendant
“You Make Me Want To Shave My Legs!” LMAO! Bigfoot Season was so Last Year… HA! And this very Cute and Stylish Pendant is Pretty Damn Cool. Suggestive, Fun, and Transparent, this Laser Cut Acrylic Heart will make you…
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Frankenstein Pendant
We are Unfashioned Creatures, but Half made up, if one Wiser, Better, Dearer than ourselves — such a Friend ought to be! And what a Friend this Pendant is. Cool, Crafty, Charming, and a little Bloody, you’ll want to…
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Dungeon Map Bracelet
OMG! Does this make the Inner Geek Scream? YES! It’s just like the Dungeon Maps we used to Play… Remember DOOM? Remember Building Wads and Floor, Wall, and Sky Textures? It was so Bad Ass! And seeing this 2D…