Octagonal Scarab and Gold Cufflinks
Each Set includes Two Double-Sided, Self-Retaining, Gravity-Lock Cufflinks with a Milled Octagonal Profile, Capable of being Disengaged and still Worn independently on both Sides of the Cuff (Like when you Roll up your Sleeves). Each Set is made to order and will typically require about two weeks for Completion. Made of Scarab and Gold PVD, these Cufflinks are Classy, Visually Stunning, Sleek, and Ultra Cool! You're just gonna LOVE them! :)
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Band-Aid Earrings
“Why do you put Bandaids in the Fridge?” “For Cold Cuts!” HA! And these Band-Aid Earrings Crack me up too! LOOK at them! How Freaking Cute… The Smiling Faces, the Blushing Cheeks, the Red Hearts… LMAO! They’re FUN and…
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Two Finger Pinch Nipple Ring
PINCH PINCH That’s what People like to do with Nipples, Cheeks, Heads and Buttocks! PINCH! You can’t Help it! And with this Nipple Bar Ring, you’ll get Pinched for SURE! It’s a Barbell Nipple Ring that looks just like…
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F-Bomb Ear Plugs
I drop a lot of F-Bombs! So Plugs like these, are right up my Alley. Looking like a Missile Bomb, this Carved Wood Plug is Beautiful, Flared, and very COOL! Made out of Organic Arang/Areng Wood, these Plugs are…
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Throw The Dice Saddle Plug
“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…
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Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Viking Beard Cufflinks
I LOVE LOVE LOVE these Cufflinks. Talk about a Bearded HOOT! Viking Cufflinks, featuring a Viking Head, Helmet, Ruby Eyeballs and that BEARD! Such a Great Manly Beard. It would look Kick Ass on your Sleeves. Doncha think? Unique…