Olive Earrings
“What’s the Name of the Ninth Reindeer?” “Olive the other Reindeer!” Groan… But not these Earrings, they are Colorful Cocktail Martini Olives, that Dangle from Toothpicks from your Ears. Yummy! Looking just like Real Olives, these Green Delights are Created from Polymer Clay and Suspended from either Silver Plated, or 925 Sterling Silver Earring Hooks; your choice. Great Earrings Stuffed with Bright Red Spanish Pimientos… So Buy some Olives TODAY!
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Martini Olive Toothpick Dangle Earrings
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Waffle Necklace
This Necklace makes me Drool! It looks just like a Waffle with Melted Butter Dripping and Filled with Maple Syrup! YUMMMMMMMY! It looks so Realistic, I could eat about 80 of these! CRUNCH!
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Sloth Ring
Why are you always slothing around? Oh… Because you’re a Sloth Lover! And who wouldn’t be with this furry little critter on your finger. It hugs your finger and follows you everywhere. “Ahhhhh it’s so Cute!”
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I Have a Little Wiener Tie Bar
Oh Man, I Laughed Way too Hard on this one… It’s a Tie Clip Bar that has a Little Itty Bitty Doggie that reads “I HAVE A LITTLE WIENER”. HA HA HA HA HA! Talk about a Riot! This…
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Creepy Mask Cufflinks
Beautiful… If you’re a Bank Robber! HA! These Creepy Ass Cufflinks are just what the Jester ordered… For they Resemble Clowns, with Big Black Eyes and an Evil Stitched Mouth… Creepy, Frightening, and IDEAL for your Sleeves at Halloween….
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Zombie Stud Earrings
“In those Moments where you’re not Quite Sure if the Undead are really Dead-Dead, don’t get all Stingy with your Bullets!” Great Advice… if only the Zombies would Listen! But at least you can, because these Zombies are Chomping…
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Nicolas Cage Meme Necklace
LOL OH BOY! It’s the Nicolas Cage Meme that Cracks me up. Starting with The Wicker Man, onto Your Argument is Invalid, Nicolas Cage’s Hilarious Face is used as a Sarcastic Response to an Obvious Observation or Statement. “You…
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