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Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookie Earrings
I just ordered me about 9 boxes of these… That’s how much I love them. YUM! I stick them in the freezer and eat them all year round. And if you LOVE Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies as much…
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Scorpion Saddle Plug
Actual REAL Scorpion is set into this Poly Resin Saddle Plug. Organic, Creepy, AND Cool! Just think of all the Horrified Reactions you would get with these Bad Boys in your Ears. Plug away, have some FUN!
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Got Pot Belly Button Ring
Got Pot? Got Pans? Got Metal Piercings in your Belly Button? Well stick this Cute and Fun Belly Button Ring in and you’ll attract much attention for sure! Teal color, white letters, this informative sign is made with a…
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Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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Scary Rabbit Stud Earrings
“How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?” “Unique up on it!” “How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?” “Tame way, Unique up on it!” “What do you call 99 Rabbits Stepping Backwards?” “A Receding Hare Line!” Oh the Bunny…
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Bookshelf Necklace
“What did one Book say to another?” “I just want to see if we’re on the same Page!” “What sort of People make the Best Bookkeepers?” “The People who Borrow your Books and Never Return Them!” Oh the Book…