Pepperoni Pizza Earrings
YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)
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Pepperoni and Cheese Please!
A Dim-Wit orders a Pizza and is asked if they Want it Cut into 6 or 12 Pieces. They Respond: "6 Please. I could Never Eat 12 Pieces." Ba-Dum-Bum! Well, these Dangly Pizza Slice Earrings are Cute, Cheesy, Colorful, and Come in Twos. One Slice for each Ear Lobe! :) Made of Polymer Clay, these Earrings will get you Dreaming about Pizza... MMM! Just don't Eat the Earrings... The Slices are too Small. :)
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Hand Blown Glass Ring Holders
This Teardrop Glass is Decorative and Functional. It’s Hand Blown, Solid Formed, and it can hold Rings, Watches and Bracelets!
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Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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Jacob Black Pendant
“Team Black Team Black Team…” Oh Wait, Team Jacob, right? Or is it Lautner? I get so Confused. It must be those Glistening Rock Hard Abs that’s throwing me off… The Moment where he Rips his Shirt off to…
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Spiderman Logo Ring
I am a BIG Spiderman Fan! Love the Costume, the Wall Climbing, the Web shooting out of the Wrist… KICK ASS! So this Spiderman Ring is right up my Alley. Very Cool, Very Smooth, Very Sleek, AND… Pretty Cheap!…
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Painless Clip-On Piercings
Want to look all Pierced out? This pack of 24 Rings are actually Clip-Ons that go anywhere you desire: Ears, Nose, Eye-Brow, Lip… Look like your whole Body is Pierced, without all the PAIN! :)
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Alice Madness Necklace
This Pendant is Charming and Creepy at the same time. It’s Alice in Wonderland after she Follows the White Rabbit with the Pocket Watch Down the Rabbit Hole. She Discovers a Bottle on a Table labelled “DRINK ME,” she…
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