Pizza Lover's Brooch Pin
Wear this and tell the World that you're a Pizza Slut. Funny Pizza with a HUGE Eye staring at you, yearning to be Eaten... Open Wide... HA! SLUT! Made of Super Sturdy Plastic, measuring 1.75" Long, with a Regular Style Brooch Pin Back, this Slice will make all the Guys Drool. That's the Point, right? Wink Wink!
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Steampunk Heart Necklace
Who ever Designed this Necklace is Incredible! It’s one of the Coolest Steampunk Heart Necklaces I’ve ever seen. All the Gears and Gadgets in this Heart are Beautiful, Ornate, and Kick Ass Cool! I just Absolutely Love it! WOW!
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Dumbbell Barbell Nipple Ring
Body Builders, Fitness Buffs, Muscle Heads, Exercise Fanatics… This is your Nipple Ring! Looking like a Dumbbell, this Bar goes through your Flesh! No Pain, No Gain! This Weight Lifting Dumbbell is no Dumbbell at all! It’s Sharp!
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Frozen Charlotte Necklace
Frozen Charlotte is a Vintage Porcelain Doll that’s Creepy and Aged. Her Cheeks are Rosy… Or Bloody, can’t tell, and her Skin is Pale White. I think a more appropriate name for this would be “Jack in the Box”,…
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Windmill Fidget Spinner Ring
Here’s a Secret: People still Love and Use Fidget Spinners. That’s because fidget toys are ideal for the fidgeter (people like me). I use one because they keep me from chewing my nails… Other people have different uses. Which…
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Frankfurter Sausage Cufflinks
There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……
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Mini Bones Stud Earrings
Nothing Beats Tearing the Meat off Bones and Chowing Down! Especially with a little BBQ Sauce! Right? And these Lovely Little Bones have been Cleaned, well, to the Bone! Looking like Real Bones, these Cute but Gory Earrings are…