"You know that Big Diamond you always asked for...???"
It's a Pillow AND a Diamond! A BIGGGG Diamond! A Big Blue Diamond! (those are Rare and Expensive) Just imagine your Girlfriend's face when you present her the Diamond of her Dreams! "Will you Marry Me?" "Only if I can punch you in the eye with this..." HA! All in Good FUN, this Plush Diamond may make her Smile, just be prepared to RUNNNN! :)
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Zombie Earrings
Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!
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Suicide Doll Earrings
“Don’t try Suicide, Nobody’s Worth it, Don’t try Suicide, Nobody Cares, Don’t try Suicide, Just gonna Hate it, Don’t try Suicide, Nobody gives a Damn…” YEAH! Queen said it the Best… But these little Dollies prove the Point!
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Cable Demon Head Ring
SICK! This Ring ROCKS! It’s the most Coolest Ring EVER… If you’re Demon Possessed! HA! It’s so Detailed, so Creepy, so H.R. Giger… Dang… It’s a Demonic Mask, Demon Head, with Cables running all around the Ring. INSANE! This…
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Christmas Santa Brooch
This Brooch practically Screams “Merry Christmas!”… “SCREAMS” is Right! I’ve never seen a Santa look like this, and I hope I never do again. I’m having Nightmares now… Freaky Santa will look GREAT on that Ugly Christmas Sweater though!…
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Concrete Cement Diamond Necklace
“If you Work in a Cement Factory, the Job gets Harder and Harder…” :) And just like the Hardest Substance on Earth, this Diamond is made of Cement. A Concrete Slab in the Shape of a Diamond, Faceted, Chiseled,…
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Mr. Bacon Bracelet
“Whats Green and Smells like Bacon?” “Kermit the Frog’s Finger!” Oh that was really BAD! But Bacon is GOOD! And this Bracelet is a HOOT! It’s a Mr. Bacon Bracelet with a Mustache and Googly Eyes. Talk about Funny!…