"You know that Big Diamond you always asked for...???"
It's a Pillow AND a Diamond! A BIGGGG Diamond! A Big Blue Diamond! (those are Rare and Expensive) Just imagine your Girlfriend's face when you present her the Diamond of her Dreams! "Will you Marry Me?" "Only if I can punch you in the eye with this..." HA! All in Good FUN, this Plush Diamond may make her Smile, just be prepared to RUNNNN! :)
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Egyptian Mummy Tie Tack
Creeee-eeepy! What a really Cool and Creepy Tie Tack… An Egyptian MUMMY! Or is it Daddy? You can’t tell until you UNTIE it… HA! And this TIE Tack, is Perfect for that Halloween Tie. Made out of Metal with…
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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Osama Bin Laden Death Ring
GNARLY! WOW! Who would have thought there’d be a Ring for this… It’s the Head of Osama Bin Laden, with a Imitation Red Ruby Gemstone in the Forehead. Crazy Ring, Crazy Idea… Someone’s gonna LOVE this! The Red Gem…
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Jason Voorhees Friday the 13th Mask Necklace
“Voorhees a Jolly Good Fellow…” It’s Friday the 13th… HORROR NIGHT at Camp Crystal Lake… And there’s a Hockey Mask and a Machete. What do you do? RUN FOOL RUN!!!!!! And what’s more FUN? This Jason Voorhees Necklace. Featuring…
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Slot Machine Spinner Ring
Ready for Big Bertha? Bonus Features? Well, Feast your Eyes on these… It’s a Slot Machine Spinner Ring. A Perfect Gift for the Three Liner in your Family. Created out of Stainless Steel, 14mm Wide (that’s Wide), this 3-Way…
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…












