Poop Emoji Ear Plugs
There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono wood double flared flesh tunnel, in 5/8″ (15.5mm) width, that is brown, smiling, and full of eyes. How adorable. The description says there’s only ONE… But it doesn’t say if it’s only one pair, or one turd (you’ll have to inquire). So pop a deuce, and enjoy.
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Wood Poop Turd Emoji Ear Gauge Plugs
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Ogre Ear Trophy Necklace
“Wat? I Can’t Ear You!” This Necklace is an Oddity for sure. It’s a 3.5″ Tall Ogre Ear that Looks Real enough to be Sliced right off a Real Ogre. SWEET! Lord of the Rings Fans will LOVE it!…
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Cat Emoji Dangle Belly Button Ring
Meow, Meow, Meow… It’s Three Cats, Smiling and Laughing from a Hole in your Belly… You can’t get much better than that! Fun Colorful Emoji Emoticon Cats, with Funny Faces and Heart Eyes. Dangling from Gold-Tone Chains and Suspended…
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Donald Trump Poop Emoji Pin
Hey, I’m not taking Political Sides here… I’m taking a DUMP! Because this Lapel Pin is the Funniest thing ever. A Turd Emoji, a Big Pile of Poo, in the likeness of the President himself, Donald J. Trump. Made…
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FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…
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Nightmare Before Xmas Bracelet
“Then out from a Grave, with a Curl and a Twist, came a Whimpering, Whining, Spectral Mist…” Makes you want to relive it all over again. And now you can, with this Boo-tiful Nightmare Before Christmas Charm Bracelet! :)
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Zombie Virus Pendant
HA! I’ll Drink to that! This 1ml Glass Bottle Necklace holds the Zombie Virus, Green of Course! One Swig and it’s OVER! Cool Pendant has a Cork and is Suspended from an 18″ Silver Toned Chain. Also available in…
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