Queen Booger Bracelet
LMAO! I Can’t Stop Laughing at this Bracelet. If I wore it, I would Laugh all day. It’s Funny Gross… It’s the Lovely Image Captured of the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II, Digging for Gold with her Royal Index Finger Deep inside her Nostril. She’s not only Scavenging for Boogers, but she’s Wearing her Famous White Glove as well. Makes my Sides Hurt… 7″ Brass Bracelet, Electroplated Silver, and all the SNOT you Want! Cheers! :)
via Cafe Press #Ad
Queen of England Picking Her Nose Bracelet
-
Additional Parking Belly Ring
Okay, when I Read this Road Sign I had Coffee in my Mouth and I Spit it all over the Monitor… TOO TOO FUNNY! Why not Wear a Belly Navel Piercing that reads “Additional Parking in Rear”? HA! Have…
-
I Love Thrift Stores Ring
“I’m gonna Pop some Tags, Only got Twenty Dollars in my Pocket, I – I – I’m Hunting, looking for a Come-up, This is F**king Awesome!” LMAO! Macklemore said it BEST! And this I Love Thrift Stores Ring is…
-
Baby Tooth Ring
Tooth Fairies Get Ready… This RING is for YOU! It’s a Baby Molar Tooth Ring where they take your ACTUAL REAL Molar Tooth and Cast it in Silver so you can have as a Remembrance Forever! How Adorable! You…
-
Baseball Jersey Number Pendants
It’s Pendants that are Perfect for the Baseball Fan, Fanatic, Player, Coach, Parent… Fun Jersey Number Pendants that come in 3 Distinct Metal Colors: Silver, Gold, Black Steel, Patterned with Iconic Red Baseball Stitching. So Cool! With most coming…
-
Eyeball Ear Plugs Tunnel Expanders
The better to see you with… It’s EYES! Lots of them. People will call you 4 eyed, or 6 eyed, for sure. But these eyes are for your ear holes, and their blood shot, of course. Featuring eyeball ear…
-
5.25″ Christmas Glitter Icicle Earrings
Cute. Cold. Love em… They’re Icicle Earrings that will make your Head look just like the Gutter on my Garage… Dangling Icicles. Great Icicles that are not only Long, 5.25 inches, but are White and covered with GLITTER! They’ll…
Prices could change at any time!