“What kind of Bear has no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What do you call a Cow that can’t Moo?” “A Milk Dud!” “Where did the Alien go to get a Drink?” “A Mars Bar!” “What is a Zombies Favorite…

Oh Man… Why is She always Hanging around me? HA! Because she’s attached to your Nipple! :) This Very Colorful Little Lady follows you everywhere you go. She’s a Nipple Barbell Ring that is Fun, Different, and hey, now…

Oh, to be Smothered with Bacon… What a way to Die… And with this Insane Jewelry Combo Set, you can do just that. A Fantastic Realistic Bacon Set that Features Crisp, Crunchy, Bacon Strips, Clinging onto Earrings, a 7″…

If you like Gaming, Love Dungeons and Dragons, or any Dice Throwing Activity, then you’ll LOVE this Bracelet! TOXIC GREEN DICE look so COOL hanging off this very Cute Charm Bracelet!

I just LOVE the look of this Pendant. Simple, Cute, and very Colorful! It’s Origami Stars, Hand-Made, Folded, then inserted into a Glass Bottle Pendant Necklace! So Cool! Attractive and FUN!

I always knew you had a Black Heart! After all, you are the Black Sheep of the Family, AND you do smoke non-stop! Oh wait… This is a ZOMBIE Heart with Bloody Veins! My Bad!