Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful Dangling from your Ear Lobes. Glittery, Plastic, Genuine Barbie Shoes on Fish Hook Wire Earrings, that are Comfortable, Light Weight, and the Perfect Accessory for any Outfit! eh?
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Glitter Red Barbie Shoes Dangle Earrings
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Remove Before Flight Cufflinks
LMAO! Well, if this doesn’t sum up United Airlines and the Asian Doctor, I don’t know what does. Was he wearing a pair of these? Bright, Shiny, Gold Cufflinks reading “REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT”. It really makes you think about…
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Bloody Doll Arm Pendant
SICK SICK SICK SICK! I LOVE IT! It’s the Most Gory Pendant you’ll ever wear… For it’s a Bloody Arm, Muscles, Tendons, BONE… All Dangling and Shredded from a Crazy Mutilated Shoulder. Doll Fingers Twisted, a Short Stubby Thumb……
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Dream Catcher Nipple Shield
A Dream Catcher is an Object Based on a Willow Hoop, which is Woven in a Loose Web, and then Decorated with Sacred Items such as Feathers and Beads. And what better place to put this… YOUR NIPPLE!
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Lucky Evil Eye Tree of Life Brooch
Man, you could play ‘I Spy’ pretty darn good with this Brooch! For it’s Tons of Evil Eyes… Although called “Lucky”, it’s the Tree of Life Brooch Pin, with Blinging Branches, and an Eyeball on each and every Limb….
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Stonehenge Bluestone Bracelet
Awesome and Ancient! Stonehenge is a Tremendous Place that Gathers all Sorts of Myth, Aliens, and Supernatural Hype. Created and Carved out of Preseli Bluestone, these Monuments are Temples of the Gods… And so is this Bracelet. Made from…
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Pork and Beans Fart Earrings
Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…
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