Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more!
Great looking 22" Necklace featuring a Golden Key (Really Brass) with Emeralds (Really Bicone Crystal Beads)! How Appropriate! The Key to the City! This Antique Key is Enchanting and Intriguing. It makes you want to Follow the Yellow Brick Road... So grab the Tin Man, and let's Begin... "I could Wile away the Hours. Conferrin' with the Flowers..."
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Piles of Poop Bracelet
What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…
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Rhinestone Doggie Brooch
LOL This Dog Brooch is Cute and Ugly at the Same Time! Look at it’s HUGE Mouth! You know it has to be Drooling all over the Place. The Big Gemstone Eyes and Nose are just Adorable… This Dog…
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Chess Rook Cufflinks
“FUUUUUUUU********KKKKKK!!!!!” That’s how much I LOVE these Cufflinks! WOW! I’m Drooling. These Cufflinks are so Cool. They’re Rook Cufflinks, looking like they just stepped right out of a Chess Game. AWESOME Detail. Beautiful Design. Castle Towers with Merlons in…
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Wicked Blue Skull Nipple Ring
Beautiful… Such an Awesome Blue Violet Skull. Wickedly Sick! It’s a Nipple Ring, a Captive Ring, that’s made out of 14 Gauge (1.6mm), 1/2″ (12mm), 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, and they’ll Rock your Nipples Good! Creepy Fun! For…
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Major Tom’s Claddagh Ring
Such a Cool and Unique Irish Wedding Band. The Claddagh Ring unlike any I’ve ever seen… This Modern Version has the Two Hands, The Heart and the Crown (Representing Love, Loyalty, and Friendship) Icon Style. Fun Symbols that are…
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Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?”…












