Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more!
Great looking 22" Necklace featuring a Golden Key (Really Brass) with Emeralds (Really Bicone Crystal Beads)! How Appropriate! The Key to the City! This Antique Key is Enchanting and Intriguing. It makes you want to Follow the Yellow Brick Road... So grab the Tin Man, and let's Begin... "I could Wile away the Hours. Conferrin' with the Flowers..."
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Tread Tool Bracelet
NOW THIS BRACELET ROCKS! WOW! It’s the TREAD Tool Bracelet that’s more than just a Tool… It’s Multi-Tool! It’s a Highly Functional Bracelet that turns into Twenty Five Tools right at your Fingertips… It’s so Bad Ass! Wear it…
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Skewer Earrings
You know what I Love about Barbecue? Skewers! Stabbing those Delicious Pieces of Meat, Onion, and Peppers with a Wooden Stick and then Barbecuing them until they’re Steaming Hot and Scorched… YUM! I may just have to Rip them…
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Padlock with Keys Walnut Ring
WOW OH WOW! This is one of the Coolest Rings I have ever seen! It’s a Padlock made out of Walnut with Brass Keys that is just KICK ASS! I LOVE how it Looks! So Visually Stunning! The Combo…
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Red Eye Skull Nipple Bar
These Piercing Red Eyes on this Skull Nipple Ring are Chilling! I can just picture them on either side of your Nipple staring away… Looking into your SOUL! Muaha haahahaha Okay, Dramatic YES! But COOL Double YES!
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Cowboy Farts Bracelet
Do Cowboys Fart? I Watched Broke Back Mountain and I don’t remember them Farting… Hmm! Maybe they didn’t have enough Pork and Beans, like the Cowboys in this FUN Bracelet! “POOT”
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Silver Garlic Necklace
Okay, when I first saw this Necklace, I thought it was something else. I won’t say what, but I’m sure you can guess. It’s actually a Garlic Necklace, that’s a Delight to Wear (and it’ll Frighten away those Vampires)….












