Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas any more!
Great looking 22" Necklace featuring a Golden Key (Really Brass) with Emeralds (Really Bicone Crystal Beads)! How Appropriate! The Key to the City! This Antique Key is Enchanting and Intriguing. It makes you want to Follow the Yellow Brick Road... So grab the Tin Man, and let's Begin... "I could Wile away the Hours. Conferrin' with the Flowers..."
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Dollar Sign Nipple Ring
You know what I like hanging from my Nipples? MONEY! Greenbacks! CASHOLA!!! And the next BEST thing… A BLINGING Piercing! Full of Green Gems and a Dolla Sign, this Ring will make everyone Holla! :)
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Jalapeño Necklace
The Jalapeño is a Medium-Sized Chili Pepper Pod type Cultivar of the Species Capsicum Annuum… and it is YUM-YUM-YUM! So Juicy, So Hot, so Pewter??? Pewter, as in this Great Jalapeño Slice Pendant. A Shimmering Slice of Metal, Cast…
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Geeky Bacon Bracelet
Ba Co N, stands for Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen… or in other words: BACON! HA! Such a Cute and Fun Bracelet that really shows what your True Love is… (Just like Homer Simpson) BACON! You Can’t NOT LOVE Pig…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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Halloween Cookie Plate Necklace
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom… This Necklace is so Adorably YUMMY! For it’s a Plate of Cookies… All Decorated in Halloween, with Ghosts and Pumpkins and Candy Corn… Fun Cookies, IDEAL for the Spookiest Time of the…
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Skull and Bones Bullet Pendant
What a Great Creepy Pendant to Wear for Halloween… Or any time. It’s a Crazy Skull, with a Dire Smile, on a Bullet Shaped Stainless Steel Pendant. WOW! Slide this onto a Stainless Steel Chain and you have the…