It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…

OMG I Can’t Stop Laughing! It Hurts so much… It’s the Hemorrhoids Brooch that’s Certainly an Eye-Sore and a Perfect GAG Gift! Just imagine the Responses… LMAO! (As Long as you’re not Sitting Down) Hand Made out of Colorful…

I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…

I Want a Set of Grills, but I can’t Afford them. So instead, I’m just gonna Bling one Tooth! And this Gold Plated CZ Gemstone Canine Cap is Perfect for my Rap Mouth. Dazzling Gold Plated Finish with Clear…

Now people will want to Spank your HAND! Especially when you put this BUTT Ring on your Finger! CRAAAAZY RING that’s good for a HOOT, or a BOOT! Butt Naked pretty much says it all. Let Loose, Have FUN!…

Ahh, just what the Doctor ordered… A Rub Me For Luck Nipple Bar Ring! How FUN will these be to wear? How FUN to RUB for Luck! HA! You’ll want to show it off to everyone… LUCKY You! LUCKY…