LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will…

Genetically Modified to Display the Time in a FUN and Cryptic Way, this Clone Watch is a Futuristic LED Watch that’s Programmed to Light up on Demand. Housed in a Unique Case, this Clone has two Time Modes, Date,…

Remember when your Mother gave you a Perm and you Cried for Months? Well, that’s what this Pendant makes me think of. Crying! It’s the Famous Botched Face of the Ecce Homo (Restored JESUS Fresco Painting), that has turned…

Barbie is a Fashion Doll Manufactured by Mattel. She was Launched in March 1959 and comes with her own Accessories, Other Family Members, Collectible Dolls, and of course KEN. NOW… She comes in a Set of Earrings that’s FUN,…

These are EXACT Replicas of the Official Star Trek Pins (having been Cast from the Props themselves), and you can choose which Pin you want: Command, Medical, Science, or Engineering. These are made of SOLID Metal, and come with…

SICKKKKKKKK! It’s one of the CREEPIEST Bracelets you’ll see yet… It’s the Stuff Nightmares are made of. A Leather Cuff Bracelet, made out of Leather, equipped with FANGS!!!!!!!!! Wow! Wrinkled and Crinkled, 1.5 inches wide, 6.8 inches long. With…