Sea Otter with Pizza Necklace
“Where do Otters keep their Money?” “In the River Bank!” HA! Otters are so Cute and Adorable… Those Paws, those Eyes, that Nose… Just like this Pizza Eating Fool here. A Beautifully Handmade Otter holding a Golden Triangle of Pepperoni Pizza… How Stinking Cute! 2.5″ tall, hanging from a 20″ long Antiqued Silver Chain with a Sturdy Lobster Clasp.. Created from a Frosted Blue Acrylic to give the Illusion of Water, it’s Just Darling! Get yours TODAY!
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Stinking Cute Sea Otter with Pizza Necklace Pendant
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Mexican Beer Bottle Earrings
The Thunder from Down Under… Wait… Is that a BEER? HA! You know you’ve had one too many when Beer Bottles are Dangling from your Ears! And if you’re looking for Fun, a Good Time, Happy Hour, there’s no…
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Baby On Board Belly Ring
There’s Nothing more Romantic than a Pregnant Woman with Piercings. Right? Well, Girls gotta look Good is what I say, so why not Keep your Piercing in and Display what’s on Board… A Baby!
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Playboy Bunny Key Belly Ring
Want to Unlock a Sexy Belly Ring? Well this is your Ticket to FUN! It’s a Belly Button Navel Ring that features a Gold-Toned Key with a Cut out Playboy Bunny! So Cute! This Iconic Bunny will catch everyone’s…
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I Aten’t Dead Brooch
Granny Weatherwax is a Fictional Character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Series. She is Adept at Borrowing (Overlaying her Mind on Another). But while her Mind is Away, her Body Falls into a Catatonic, Death-Like Trance… Hence the Placard She…
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Porn Star Cufflinks
Ha ha, what a Great Gag Gift… Or is it? And is that a Pun? Only you can decide, for it’s Wonderful Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile and Blush. Cufflinks with a Big Red Star and Black Lettering…
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Kim and Kanye Necklace Set
“You know what Legos and Kim Kardashian have in Common?” “They are Both made out of Plastic!” OH, too much? “What does Kim Kardashian and Door Knobs have in Common?” “Everyone gets a Turn!” Oh… Okay. Okay! Let’s have…
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