Septum Mustache Steel Retainer
I knew a Lady who had a Mustache once. My Aunt Gertrude. It wasn't like Tom Selleck, but more like Justin Bieber. She always had Food stuck to it... I'm Rambling! And with this Too-Funny Septum Retainer, you could be Rambling too! Put this 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Retainer in your Septum, wiggle your Nose, and you'll lighten up any Room! :) Comes in Pairs, so you and your BF can look like Cats! MEOW!
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Unicorn Vomiting Bracelet
LMAO! Rainbow Puke has been Referenced by the Popular Web Series “Charlie the Unicorn” in a Special Episode Titled “Charlie Teh Unicron Episode 1” uploaded via YouTube. The Scene Spawned a Subset of YouTubePoop Videos that became known as…
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Saint and Sinner Ear Plugs
Clever, Clever Ear Plugs… Saint and Sinner Ear Plugs, that you can wear either way. For it’s the same Plug that reads SAINT one way, and spun around, it reads SINNER the other! So pick your Personality, or have…
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Star Wars X-Wing Crystal Pendant
Such a Beautifully Detailed X-Wing Pendant… So Perfect for the Star Wars Geek. It’s an X-Wing Fighter, Cast in Metal and Dangling from a Link Chain. Plus, it has the Iconic Crystal Laser Beams shooting out of its Laser…
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Teratoma Tumor Brooch
This Brooch reminds me of Bozo… Just saying. It’s a Crazy-Ass Brooch Pin like you’ve never seen… Unless you’ve had a Tumor removed. For this Handmade Brooch is a Teratoma Tumor. Teratomas can have tissue or organ components like:…
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Butthole Sphincter Pendant
LMAO! You’re winking at me… Really! It’s the funniest pendant you’ll pucker at, a butthole pendant that looks just like a tight balloon knot. HAHAHAHA! Handcrafted out of 3D Sculpted Zinc, with an Antique Gold Plating, this pendant is…
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Freddy Nightmare Pendant
What an Awesome Looking Pendant… It’s a Freddy Krueger Nightmare on Elm Street Pendant that’s just COOL and CREEPY! I LOVE the use of Colors in Freddy’s Shirt shaped like a Bleeding Heart… Kick Ass Cool! WOW!












