Septum Mustache Steel Retainer
I knew a Lady who had a Mustache once. My Aunt Gertrude. It wasn't like Tom Selleck, but more like Justin Bieber. She always had Food stuck to it... I'm Rambling! And with this Too-Funny Septum Retainer, you could be Rambling too! Put this 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Retainer in your Septum, wiggle your Nose, and you'll lighten up any Room! :) Comes in Pairs, so you and your BF can look like Cats! MEOW!
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Halloween Pumpkin Witch Bracelet
Clink Clink Clink… That’s not the Ghostly Sounds of Chains in the Attic… It’s the Bracelet on your Wrist. For this Very Cool and Colorful Charm Bracelet is Talking to the Spirits… Of Halloween! Spooky Fun 30 Charms, Pumpkins,…
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Soft Kitty Necklace
Soft Kitty is a Song that Sheldon’s Mother (on The Big Bang Theory) used to Sing to Sheldon when he was Sick as a Child. Today, he still Requests his Caretaker to Sing this Song to him whenever he…
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Freaky Tongue Earrings
You know, when I see these Freaky Post Earrings, only one thing comes to mind: Miley Cyrus Twerking VMA Performance, with THAT ENORMOUS TONGUE HANGING OUT!!! EGADS! Blurred Lines for sure… More like Blurred Eye Sight, because these Freaky…
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TV Dinner Earrings
OMG TV Dinners… As Earrings! Too Funny! Look at this Tray of Fried Chicken, Mashed Potatoes, Carrots, Peas, Corn, and Cooked Apples… Is that my Stomach Growling or yours? Hang these off your Ears and wait for the Funny…
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Black Sheep Cufflinks
When you’re the Black Sheep of the Family, you know it. So why not Show it, with these Fun and Cool Cufflinks. Made out of High Quality Metal, these Sheep will look Baaaaa-d Ass on your Sleeves. Especially with…
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Crossword Lovers Bracelet
I am a Puzzle Freak! I love all kinds of Puzzles; Crosswords, Sudoku, Word Search, Anagrams, Brain Twisters, Mind Benders… I’m always doing something. And I’m not the only one… That’s why this Bracelet makes the perfect gift for…