SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a Frantic Call from Her “The Outhouse has a Terrible Smell!” He Rushed over, Opened the Door and said “No Wonder it Stinks! You Pooped in it!”
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SH*T Black and White Ear Plugs
These Ear Plugs are CRAP! Seriously! With the Letters "SH" on one Ear Plug, and "IT" on the Other... It doesn't take a Rocket Scientist to Understand what it Says! Full of Laughs, Poop Jokes, and an all Around Crappy Attitude, these Plugs will Lighten everyone's Day. After all, you will have Sh*t in your Hole! :) Comes in Many Different Materials and Gauge Sizes. Buy a Pair Today and let the POOP FLY Tomorrow! :)
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Return to Oz Key Necklace
“We’re off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear he is a Whiz…” Got ya Singing now didn’t I? ;) Return to Oz with this Necklace and you’ll be Singing Munchkin Songs all Day too!
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King Kong Earrings
These Handmade Earrings of King Kong are Hilarious! King Kong is windsurfing on a Curtiss Helldiver Biplane (he can’t read those: NOT A STEP warnings!) Cute Earrings, sure to make you ROAR!
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Jeff The Killer Watch
This Watch is CRAZY! It’s Jeff the Killer! Who is Jeff the Killer? Well, it’s one of the Internet’s Most Disturbing Legends: Jeff the Killer’s Face was Burned off with Acid and he Hides in your Closet telling you…
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Chainsaw Cufflinks
“Vroom Vroom”, that’s the Sound of a Chainsaw as it Jumps to Life! You can’t think of Chainsaws without thinking of that Crazy, Shrilling, Industrial Meat Slicer Sound! And with these Kick Ass Cufflinks, everyone will know 3 things:…
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Itchy and Scratchy Earrings
I LOVE Itchy & Scratchy, which is a Running Gag and Animated Cartoon Series Featured in the The Simpsons. They are often paired with The Krusty the Clown Show, and watched Regularly by Bart and Lisa Simpson. FUNNY STUFF!…
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Rib Cage Necklace
What a Great Goth Necklace! Featuring a Rib Cage Cast in High Quality Pewter, and Suspended on a 24″ Chain… It should Draw some Curious Eyes and maybe even some BBQ Sauce. Just Sayin’…
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