Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll back down, Repeating this Action Forever. Kind of like me trying to Push my Mother-In-Law out the Door… Fun Watch, Fun Boulder Dash! Buy this Great Wrist Watch TODAY! :)
Greek Mythology Sisyphus Wrist Watch
-
Cheese Baby Challenge Enamel Pin
LMAO! Humanity is Doomed… (Which is why Cards Against Humanity is the #1 Best Seller on Amazon), and it’s also why the Cheese Slap Challenge went Viral… It’s Insane. Cheese Slap, also known as Cheesing and the Cheese Challenge,…
-
Firefighter’s Paracord Bracelet
Paracord, or Parachute Cord, is an Extremely Durable Rope that can Help anybody out of a Pinch. And there’s no Better Place to Wear this Lifesaver, than on your Wrist. Paracord Bracelets are Popular, and this one, reading “Firefighters…
-
Finger Ring
Let’s See… The things I could do with an Extra Finger (which is Polydactyly – Extra Fingers): I could Type Faster, Play a Complex Musical Instrument, Palm a Basketball, and Pick my Nose while Holding Hands… See, there are…
-
Egyptian Charm Bracelet
This Beautiful Charm Bracelet is Perfect for your Queen. With Charms like Queen of the Nile Nefertiti, King Tut, Isis, Cleopatra, and Ra-Horakhty, these Pewter or Silver Charms will Dangle and Delight. Charms like the Eye of the Pyramid,…
-
Fetus Earrings
OMG!!! Boy am I Craving Sushi… At least until I saw these Earrings! My First Reaction was “WTF?” My Second was “COOL, these will Look Great on my Site!” :) See how I think… If you Want some Earrings…
-
Speed Limit Birthday Cufflinks
What a Great Idea for Cufflinks… Personalized Birthday Cufflinks! COOL! They Feature your Birthday in Big Bold Numbers, along with the Text: YOU HAVE HIT “and then your Birthday Age”, followed by Love “Your Name” XXX… (You can Personalize…
Prices could change at any time!