Slutella Necklace
This reminds me… I should buy my Girlfriend a Necklace for Valentine’s Day. HA! Such a Funny Ass Pendant that actually made me Laugh Out Loud when I saw it. Really. A Necklace made out of Metal (Choose what you want: Silver, Brass, Bronze, Steel, Gold, Aluminum…) that reads “SLUTELLA”. Kind of Like Nutella, but Flat and Whorish! :) One of a Kind Pendant that Spreads much Cheer (Among other things)! Get your Slutella Pendant TODAY!
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Slutella Necklace Whore Pendant
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Nipple Shield Rings Barbell
COOL COOL COOL Piercing Barbell. Just look at the Fangs and how they would protrude around your… your… you know! Made of Stainless Steel, they look great!
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Michael Jackson Charm
This will get you Singing and Dancing… “People always told me be Careful of what you do, And don’t go around Breaking Young Girls’ Hearts, And Mother always told me be Careful of who you Love, And be Careful…
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Cool Red Two Time Zone Watch
This Wrist Watch is so Crazy-Cool, I LOVE IT! Talk about Dramatic… It’s a Two-Time Zone Watch that’s Beautifully made with Artificial Red Leather (You can also get this in Yellow, White, Black and Blue), that’s Oversized showing Two…
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Vampire Doll Earrings
LOL Look at these Little String Doll Vampire Earrings… TOO FUNNY! Mr. and Mrs. Vampire… Just look at their Little Legs, the Beady Eyes, the Bat Cape… Fun Earrings that will look Cute Dangling from your Bloody Ears! eh?
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Super Mario Bros Mario Watch
Celebrate Mario with the Super Mario Bros. Mario Wrist Watch Featuring the Favorite Former Plumber on the Face. It’s Time to Save the Princess and Eat your Cake at the Castle again. Officially-Licensed Nintendo Merchandise, Stainless Steel Watch with…
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Chalkboard Bangle Bracelet
Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…
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