“On Paradise Island there are only Women. Because of this Pure Environment, we only Wear Stainless Steel Earrings with the Wonder Woman Logo on them!” Right? See what I did there? Now you REALLY Want them! :)

There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)

You know that Chocolate Bar you ate the other day that made your Stomach upset? Well, Neither do I! But, if you ate this one, I could see that happening. Because it’s an EVIL Chocolate Bar! Munch!

LOL! Swim Hanz Swim! Look at Hanz Go… This Necklace is too Funny! Featuring a Plastic Figurine of Handsome Hanz with his Muscled Physic in a Never-Ending Swim across your Chest, Hanz dons Tight Black Swim Trunks and NOTHING…

At first I thought these Cool Colorful Nipple Rings were Pill Containers, but NOOOOOOO! They’re Battery Operated Vibrators that Vibrate your Nipples when you Wear them! WOW! That’ll keep you Smiling all Day… Made of Stainless Steel, these Rainbow…

With this Necklace I’d feel like Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible! Shhhh, the Microchip is Hidden in my Coin Necklace! Don’t tell a Soul… Not like a Coin hanging around your Neck would attract any Attention… But with this…