Now you really do have Spiders in your Ears!
"Get your Ears away from ME!" These Spiders are FUGLYYYYY! Gross looking Spiders with Horns, Spikes, Daggers and Venom... YIKES! Look at the Bloated Belly... Those EYES! *passes out! These Ear Plugs are 3/4 Gauge (20mm), and come as a Pair. How Lovely! Double Flare Plugs, means Double the FUN! Let's just Hope they don't lay Eggs...
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Sharks With Human Teeth Earrings
Oh Ho Ho… These Earrings are Fun indeed. Featuring Great White Sharks with Human Teeth. Talk about a HOOT! You can’t wear these and not get a Human Smile, or two. A Handmade Pair of Waterproof Drop Earrings, set…
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Sheriff Badge Nipple Shield
There’s a New Sheriff in Town… And his Name is Reggie Hammond… Oh Wait! It’s really whoever wears this Nipple Shield! Because with this Badge, you’re the KING of your Nipple… or something like that! :)
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Hanging Sloth Necklace
LMAO! What a Life Sloths have… Hanging Around, Doing Nothing! Don’t you Wish you could be so Lazy? Like a Saturday Afternoon on the Beach… Sigh! Well, this Cheery and Fun Loving Brown Sloth will be the Pick-Me-Up we…
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French Fries Ketchup Necklace
This is a Food Group, right? A Food Group all its own… French Fries and Ketchup. YU-UM! Featuring a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like Real French Fries with a Dollop of Ketchup. Making me Drool now… So…
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Circular LED Watch
This Very Cool watch appears “Faceless” until you touch the screen. Then you read it just like you would a 12-hour Analog Clock. Blinking White LEDs indicates the Hour, Blue LEDs represent the Minutes. Great Design!
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Power Button Belly Ring
Get Turned On with this Cool Belly Button Ring. Not only does it look like a Real Jet Black Power Button, BUT… It also GLOWS IN THE DARK! Wayyyyyy COOOOOOOL! Just imagine this Button Lighting up the Night! BLING!