Now you really do have Spiders in your Ears!
"Get your Ears away from ME!" These Spiders are FUGLYYYYY! Gross looking Spiders with Horns, Spikes, Daggers and Venom... YIKES! Look at the Bloated Belly... Those EYES! *passes out! These Ear Plugs are 3/4 Gauge (20mm), and come as a Pair. How Lovely! Double Flare Plugs, means Double the FUN! Let's just Hope they don't lay Eggs...
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FROZEN Heart Pendant
Faceted Crystal Heart features Elsa and Anna Art. This Lovely Pendant reads “Only True Love can thaw a Frozen Heart” on the Reverse side. Comes with a Genuine Diamond in the Snowflake Bail. Makes a Great Gift!
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Hypno Glasses Necklace
LMAO! The Amazing X-Ray Hypo Specs! HA! I Remember those… The Article Read: “A Hilarious Optical Illusion! Scientific Optical Principle Really Works! Imagine – You put on the X-Ray Specs and hold your Hand in front of you. You…
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Pin Cushion Ring
LOL This is FUNNYYYYYY! But… It actually WORKS too! So all you Sewing Buffs… This makes a PERFECT Gift for YOU! With a Big Oversized Outrageous Orange Ceramic Pod, and a Dark Blue Pin Cushion, you can Pin, Stab…
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I Aten’t Dead Brooch
Granny Weatherwax is a Fictional Character from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Series. She is Adept at Borrowing (Overlaying her Mind on Another). But while her Mind is Away, her Body Falls into a Catatonic, Death-Like Trance… Hence the Placard She…
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Double AA Battery Cufflinks
You never have Batteries handy when you need them… So why not strap them to your arms? These very Unique Cufflinks look like real Double AA Batteries… So who needs the Energizer Bunny now?
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Skeleton Heart Nipple Rings
Nothing says I LOVE YOU like a Bony Skeleton. And with these Skeleton Hands, you can Say So Much MORE! Because these Hands are Nipple Rings. Shields that go around your Nipple and Slice through the Center with a…