I LOVE all things ZOMBIES, and I LOVE this Necklace! Very Cool Dog Tag that reads: ZOMBIE KILLER, along with a Sledgehammer! (or as they call it: Zombie Bashing Mallet!) How Quaint! :)

A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA!…

SPAM, the Canned Meat, contains only 6 Ingredients: Pork (Two Cuts: Pork Shoulder and Ham), Salt, Water, Potato Starch (To keep the Meat Moist – I know, right?), Sugar and Sodium Nitrite. Now you can Eat it, AND Wear…

“What Day do Eggs Hate most?” “Fry-Day!” Oh, was is something I said? HA! If you’re looking for a Good Gag Gift, Eggs are always a Nice Surprise! And Egg Cufflinks, even Better! Scramble to put these on, because…

You know that look your Dog gives you when he Farts really Bad? Yeah… That look! That’s what this Funny Bangle Bracelet reminds me of. Dog Farts! HA! One EYE Popped Open, the Other Eye just a Slit… The…

This Very Cute and Very Colorful Cake Slice Bracelet is made up of 7 ADORABLE Slices of Assorted Cakes! And they all look Realistic and Edible! YUM! Slap some Ice Cream on them and Chow Down!