Very Cool Steampunk Steamhammer Necklace
This Impressive Steamhammer Necklace is Copper and Two-Tone Fine English Pewter with tons of Gears and Gauges... And it Swings Back and Forth just like a Working Hammer! COOL! Level Mountains in a Single Blow, with the Patent, New "Mjollnir (Hammer of Thor) of the Modern Age"! You Say Steam, I Say HAMMER-TIME! :)
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Viking Dragon Beard Bead Rings
These Beard Rings are SOOOO Bad-Ass! Very Awesome Viking Dragon Beads that wrap around your Gnarly Beard and make you feel Invincible. Highly Detailed Beard Rings that are made out of Bronze and sculpted like a Dragon. And, you…
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King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde…
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Steampunk Fire Necklace
What a Cool Cool Cool Necklace! It’s a Great Looking Locket Pendant that actually GLOWS with Fire Light!!! It Slowly Blinks on and off just like a Real Firefly! Beautiful, Elegant and a Wonderful Keepsake!
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Scary Pumpkin Cufflinks
“How do Rednecks Celebrate Halloween?” “Pump Kin!” Oh that was bad… How’s this: “What did a Jack-O-Lantern say to the Pumpkin?” “Cut it out!” Okay… Not Scary enough, but these Cufflinks are. They are Frightening Cufflinks featuring a Creepy…
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Anti-Cheating Ring
This Wedding Ring is for people intent on Cheating! The negative Engraving on the inside leaves a mark on your skin that says “I’m Married” when your ring is off! Tisk Tisk!












