Full Steam Ahead!
This Steamship Telegraph Watch takes you Back to a Time when Boats were Powered by Steam and Hardworking Men in an Engine Room. With Commands like Slow, Half, Full, Standby, and Dead Slow, this Watch will make you Wish for Open Seas. Instead, you just get the TIME in Cool Analog Fashion! One can only Dream, right?
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Blue Level Tie Clip Bar
This is what Fred needs after too many Beers during Lunch… A Level that tells him when to Quit. If the Bubble is all the way to the Left or Right, call Fred a Cab. This Cool Blue Level…
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Feather Belly Rings
Get your Peacock on! Look just like a Feather Duster… or Give the Impression that you’re Giving Birth to a Chicken! HA! Okay, a little Fowl, but I will say one thing, these Feather Belly Rings are actually very…
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Black Leather Fang Bracelet Cuff
SICKKKKKKKK! It’s one of the CREEPIEST Bracelets you’ll see yet… It’s the Stuff Nightmares are made of. A Leather Cuff Bracelet, made out of Leather, equipped with FANGS!!!!!!!!! Wow! Wrinkled and Crinkled, 1.5 inches wide, 6.8 inches long. With…
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Nipple Shield Rings Barbell
COOL COOL COOL Piercing Barbell. Just look at the Fangs and how they would protrude around your… your… you know! Made of Stainless Steel, they look great!
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Bold Colorful Cuff Bracelet
In High School, I gave my Girlfriend my Class Ring to Wear. It was too big for her Finger and she had to wrap Thread around the band just to make it Fit… Sort of like this Crazy and…
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Hot Flame Ring
“Hot Thing, Barely 21, Hot Thing, Looking 4 Big Fun, Hot Thing, What’s Your Fantasy? Do U Wanna Play With Me?…” Oh wait… That’s HOT THING, and NOT Hot Ring! HA! My bad… This Hot Flame Ring is Beautiful,…












