Full Steam Ahead!
This Steamship Telegraph Watch takes you Back to a Time when Boats were Powered by Steam and Hardworking Men in an Engine Room. With Commands like Slow, Half, Full, Standby, and Dead Slow, this Watch will make you Wish for Open Seas. Instead, you just get the TIME in Cool Analog Fashion! One can only Dream, right?
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Jurassic World TRex Watch
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is coming out next month (June 21st, 2018) and it’s going to be HUGE! Like T-Rex Huge! Which is why, this Tyrannosaurus Rex Dinosaur Watch is a MUST-HAVE for any Fan! An Officially-Licensed Jurassic World…
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I Heart Butts Brooch
LMAO! This Hand Painted Brooch reminds me of Velma Dinkley from Scooby Doo… Doesn’t it? I can only imagine someone wearing this Fun Brooch on their Coat, Hat, Sweater, or Purse. People would bend in for a closer Inspection…
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Dog Poop Earrings
Well, these Earrings take the Cake. The Poo Cake that is! Turd Shaped Dog Poop Earrings that will make your Ears look like S**t! Bad Dog Owners will LOVE these… Big Steaming Piles of Poo that are Coiled up…
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Invisibility Ring
Featuring an Enchanting Sterling Silver Ring with the Seal for Astaroth on the Band. It Allows the Wearer to go about being Invisible to any person. Conjure by Saying: `I Command you Astaroth, that I will make this Sign…
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Suited and Booted Tunnel Plug
Let this Guy be your Conscious. He can sit in your Ear Lobe and be the Guidance that you need. The Good Guy. The Wee Man. Or hey, he could be the Demon too! Just sayin. Fun Plug Featuring…
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Red Rose Skull Belly Ring
WICKED! What a Creepy Cool Dark and Gothic Belly Button Ring! Featuring a Crazy Detailed Skull with Black Gem Eyes and a Red Rose in it’s Teeth (The Contrast between Good and Evil). Beautiful! Dangling from a 14 Gauge,…












