Swag Hoodie Iced Out Pendant Necklace
Urban Dictionary has the MOST Funniest Meaning of SWAG ever. Read and Laugh: "Swag is the most used Word in the whole F**king Universe. Douche Bags use it, your Kids use it, your Mail Man uses it, and your F**king Dog uses it. If you got Swag, you generally wear those Shi**y Hats Side Way, and your Ass Hanging out like a Fu**ing Goof cause your Pants are half way down your White Ass Legs. To Break down the Word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a Word that means to Represent yourself, the way you Represent yourself, Baggy Clothes, Shi**y Hats, Small Penis and basically a way to say you're Afraid to come out of the Closet." HA! Well if that doesn't Offend EVERYONE! BAH! Do you have SWAG? NO? Well, BUY this Pendant and you will! ;)
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Mermaid Skeleton Earrings
“What did the Sea say to the Little Mermaid?” “Nothing, it just Waved!” “Which part of a Mermaid Weighs the Most?” “The Scales!” “Why was the Little Mermaid Embarrassed?” “Because she saw the Big Ship’s Bottom!” Oh I Kill…
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Vampire Blood Resin Ring
Such Beauty… Such Blood! It’s a Resin Ring that’s Vampire Bling! A Ring Filled with Thick Red Vampire Blood, that’s not for the Squeamish at Heart. A Resin Ring that’s Nickel Free, Lead Free, Chromium Free, and totally Hypoallergenic……
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Itchy and Scratchy Earrings
I LOVE Itchy & Scratchy, which is a Running Gag and Animated Cartoon Series Featured in the The Simpsons. They are often paired with The Krusty the Clown Show, and watched Regularly by Bart and Lisa Simpson. FUNNY STUFF!…
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Hourglass Cufflinks
You’ll never be 3 Minutes late with these Cufflinks… Okay, you WILL, but at least you’ll look good! :) Ultra Cool Cufflinks with a Blue Sand Filled Hourglass Design. Elegant and Sophisticated!
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Candy Cane Earrings
Yum! Let me Nibble on those Ears! How Cool are these? Earrings that look like Real Candy Canes! Red Stripped Candy Canes bent to Perfection and Made to Order. Created out of Polymer Clay with Surgical Steel French Hooks…
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Heart in Hands Ear Plugs
Real Nice… I’ve heard of the Old Irish Claddagh Ring Saying “With my Hands, my Heart I give, Crowned with Eternal Love!”, but I didn’t think it was Literal! :) With these Tunnel Ear Plugs, it is. Bloody Hands…