Swag Hoodie Iced Out Pendant Necklace
Urban Dictionary has the MOST Funniest Meaning of SWAG ever. Read and Laugh: "Swag is the most used Word in the whole F**king Universe. Douche Bags use it, your Kids use it, your Mail Man uses it, and your F**king Dog uses it. If you got Swag, you generally wear those Shi**y Hats Side Way, and your Ass Hanging out like a Fu**ing Goof cause your Pants are half way down your White Ass Legs. To Break down the Word, it means (Secretly We Are Gay). It is also a Word that means to Represent yourself, the way you Represent yourself, Baggy Clothes, Shi**y Hats, Small Penis and basically a way to say you're Afraid to come out of the Closet." HA! Well if that doesn't Offend EVERYONE! BAH! Do you have SWAG? NO? Well, BUY this Pendant and you will! ;)
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Monster Eyes Tie Tack
“What is a Monster’s Favorite Snack Food?” “Ghoul Scout Cookies!” “How do you keep a Monster from Biting his Nails?” “Replace them with Screws!” :) Okay, okay… I can see your Eyes Rolling… Oh wait, that’s your Tie Tack!…
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Walking Dead Zombie Necklace
Is it me, or does this Walking Dead Zombie Necklace look just like Miley Cyrus??? Really! Take another look. I thought so! Great looking Necklace that’s Punk, Dripping, and Moaning at the same time. See, just like Miley…
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Arachnid Watch
This Watch makes me Itch just looking at it. I can Feel Bugs on me… It’s the Heebie Jeebies! YIKES! This Watch knows the Exact TIME… TIME to Stomp and Squish all those Spiders with your Bare Feet, right?…
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Parental Advisory Cufflinks
Parental Advisory is a Warning Label first introduced by the Recording Industry Association of America in 1985. It is Placed on Items in Recognition of Excessive Profanities or Inappropriate References. HA! Many Adults need this Label… Along with these…
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Blow Me Bracelet
LMAO! I NEED this Bracelet! I mean, who doesn’t want to say this to People every now and then? “BLOW ME!” HA! Too Funny. This Bracelet consists of an Antique Whistle and 2 little Letters… M and E… Put…
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Gold Skull Sterling Silver Ring
This Stackable Ring just Screams FUN! It’s a 10K Gold Skull that sits on a Sterling Silver Stackable Ring (Like the Ring in the Center). Each Skull is Unique and Handmade per Order. You can Choose the Type of…












