Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…

Whoa-ho-ho! It’s The Don ring, featuring the glistening likeness of Trump. With the lips, the eyes, and that bright yellow hair. It’s the perfect ring for a Republican, crafted out of high-quality stainless steel, that is durable and hypo…

Dr. Hannibal Lecter, a Fictional Forensic Psychiatrist and Cannibalistic Serial Killer is the Ultimate Evil! And Anthony Hopkins Won an Academy Award for his Portrayal of the Character in “The Silence of the Lambs”… “I Ate his Liver with…

“Sanctus Satanas, Sanctus. Dominus Diabolus Sabaoth. Satanas – venire! Satanas – venire!” Which means… I like all things Dark and Evil… Maybe I’m a Satan Worshiper, maybe I just like the Demons that live in us… Either way, this…

Who’s that Knocking? The Grim Reaper? Perchance… Just open your Death Note Book Necklace and see if it’s your TIME to go! Cool Idea, Beautifully Made, Winds like a normal Watch and the Battery Changes out the bottom. It’s…

What KICK ASS Ear Plugs… These are Carved Skulls that look so Tribal and Cool… Skulls Cut out of Steel with Stars on their Heads. AWESOME! Clean, Creepy, Smooth, and Durable. What more could you ask for? You get…