Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling from your Neck! SWEET! Need a Back Scratcher? We got you Covered! Plus, this Necklace also has a Blinging Rhinestone! Sounds IDEAL to me! :)
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Taxidermied Mouse Paw with Rhinestone Necklace
Your Girlfriend will SQUEAK with JOY when you give her this Beautiful Critter. And... All the Toes and Claws are Intact! BONUS! This 1" Mouse Piece is Preserved by Professional Taxidermy Processes and Standards. It comes on an Antique Silver Chain with a Lobster Claw Clasp. Definitely a One-Of-A-Kind Item, that will TICKLE her Fancy! "YIKES!"
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I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
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Frankenduck Earrings
Ha! “What does Frankenstein’s Monster call a Screwdriver?” “Daddy!” Bah aha aha ha I Love Frankenstein, (especially Young Frankenstein with Gene Wilder) and to turn Rubber Duckies into them… Cool Cool Cool!
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Eye of the Devil Ring
Oh WOW! If this Ring doesn’t Freak everyone out, I don’t know what will. It’s the Eye of the Devil Ring, and it looks exactly like it sounds: A Creepy Red Orb Eye-Ball, that’s Terrifying, Bulging, and Staring right…
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Sushi Roll Earrings
“What did the Sushi say to the Bee?” “Wasabi?” “Did you Hear about the New Sushi Bar that Caters Exclusively to Lawyers?” “It’s called Sosumi!” Oh the Jokes for Sushi are just Rolling in… Much like these Sushi Roll…
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Banana Charm
What a Cute Charm… It’s a Banana Charm that looks like a Real Banana… Just Smaller! With the Banana Peeled back, and attached to a Lobster Clasp, this Fruit will go where ever you go. Clip it on your…
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Throw The Dice Saddle Plug
“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…
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