Taxidermied Mouse Paw with Rhinestone Necklace
Your Girlfriend will SQUEAK with JOY when you give her this Beautiful Critter. And... All the Toes and Claws are Intact! BONUS! This 1" Mouse Piece is Preserved by Professional Taxidermy Processes and Standards. It comes on an Antique Silver Chain with a Lobster Claw Clasp. Definitely a One-Of-A-Kind Item, that will TICKLE her Fancy! "YIKES!"
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Money Green Jesus Pendant
Well, now I’ve seen it all! Money Green Jesus Bling! Green as a Dollar Bill, Jesus hangs from a Green Bead Necklace. It’s all Green! Everything Green! Green Bling Bling! Mo Money Green! He’s Mr. Green Jeans! Green like…
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…
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Steam-Powered Calibrator Watch
WOW! This is a Steampunk’s Dream come true… A totally Kick-Ass Wrist Watch that’s a Steam-Powered Calibrator. And yes, it’s simply EXCITING in detail. A Stunning Apparatus of a Rare Mid-Victorian Invention, measuring the Decay of Time using Carnot’s…
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Horse’s Ass Pin Brooch
Oh this Brooch is YUGE! You know it, I know it, we all know it… For it’s a Brooch Pin that’s Right up your Political Humor Alley. Featuring a Horse’s Ass, with the likeness of Donald Trump. Featuring those…
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Llamacorn Stud Earrings
OM Stinking G… It’s a Llama… AND a Unicorn! It’s a Llamacorn that’s Undeniably CUTE! Charming! Colorful! And makes the Most Darling Stud Earrings Ever. Llama’s are SO SO SO Popular right now. And Unicorns have always been Popular….
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Crime Scene Mystery Earrings
Boy do I LOVE a Good Mystery… And Mystery Lovers will LOVE these Earrings! They are Crime Scene Earrings featuring a Body Outlined in Chalk on one Dangly Earring, and the Well-Known Crime Scene Tape Reading “Crime Scene –…












