HA! I See Dead Eye-Ball Rings! WOW! Look at this Creepy Undead Eyeball Ring… It’s Crazy Cool. Looking like it was Ripped straight from a Zombie Head, this Ring really makes my Heart THUMP!

“Why don’t Blind People Skydive?” “It Scares the Dog!” Oh man, that Joke was so Cornea… Eye-m sorry! :) But I’m not sorry for this Ring, because it’s Eye-resistible! A Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring that’s Eye-Popping GOOD! Creepy, Blue,…

LMAO! I feel this way a LOT! I like to sit and Watch People, yep, I’m a People Watcher. And I’m always like EWWWWWW! People are either Really Stupid, Really Ugly, or Really Weird. And this Pendant will make…

Doctor Who Fans, step right up! This Watch is made just for YOU! This Collector Series Watch is a Limited-Edition Watch that’s reminiscent of Dalek Caan’s armored Shell, with Brassy Gold Balls on a Black Leather Band! SO COOL!

You know, nothing says “HIT ME” than having TWO Targets on your Chest! Right? And these Red and White Target Nipple Shields not only catch your Eye, but AIMS them right there… Is it Cold in here, or is…

I don’t know how these Wonderful Artists make these, but they sure look GOOD! These Sub Sandwich Earrings look like a Real Sub full of Ham, Cheese, Lettuce, May, and Bun. YUM! Unbelievably Real… Makes me want to Eat……