All That Is Gold Does Not Glitter!
These Handmade Bracelets are Inspired by the Mind and Worlds of Tolkien. The Silk Wraps around your Wrist and proudly declares "Not All Who Wander Are Lost"! There's a little Compass that Proves you know where you're going, and a Sparkly Quartz Dangle. The Hand-Dyed "Earth" Ribbon goes from Green to Brown and back again and has a little Magnetic Closure on both ends. Sheer Beauty! Makes a Great Gift for any Tolkien Fan!
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Barbed Wire Necklace
What a Beautiful Necklace. Barbed Wire! Usually the only things that Wear Barbed Wire around their Necks are Cattle (“Can I Fit Through Here?”), but you’ll do just fine. Hand Carved and Cast in Solid Bronze, this Pendant looks…
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Luke Skywalker Lightsaber Earrings
Gear up for The Last Jedi, coming to Theaters SOON, with these Badass Luke Skywalker Earrings. Lightsabers, Blue, that Pierce your Ears like a Knife through Butter. Slick Earrings that pass through your Ear like Ear Jackets. Creative, Fun,…
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Hands Off The Booty Tie Bar
Fresh New Kicks and Pants, you got it Like that now you know you Wanna Dance, so Move out of your Seat, and get a Fly Girl and Catch this Beat, while it’s Rollin’ hold on Pump a little…
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Yule Log Necklace
This Yule Log isn’t a Log Burnt on a Hearth around Christmastime, it’s a Traditional Dessert served in France (also called Bûche de Noël). This Cute Necklace is Totally Fun, Colorful and Festive! A Christmas Yule Log Pendant that’s…
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Cheese Puff Necklace
Oh those Puffed Corn Snacks that are Crisp, Coated with a Mixture of Cheese Cheese and more Cheese! That Cheese-Flavored Powder gets on your Fingers, Lips, Shirt and Couch… You can’t STOP Eating them! They’re so GOOD! You Chew…
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Tire Tread Pattern Ring
The Last Time I had Tread Marks on me was when my Ex-Girlfriend Backed out of the Driveway at 90mph. I should have Moved, but I was Knocked out from the Purse she Hit me with. Had nothing to…












