Vampire String Doll Earrings
Oh what will Etsy Artists come up with next? I Love how Creative they are. And these Cute Vampire Voodoo String Earrings are just the Creepy thing you're looking for. Bat Ears, Black Outfits and Round Faces, these Vampires will Swing in on your Ears and go out with the Night. About an Inch in Size, these Vampires are Killer for Sure! :)
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Banana Split Ring
“Why do Bananas wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel!” “What is the Easiest Way to make a Banana Split?” “Cut it in Half!” And just like this Funny Food Ring, these Bananas are Sliced, Spread, and Filled with YUMMY…
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Mandarin Orange Earrings
What does an Orange sweat? Orange Juice!… Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate… Knock knock – Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? HA……
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Braille Asshole Pendant
LOL It’s a Braille Pendant (Horizontal or Vertical) that’s Funny, Cute, Charming, and Unique. This Custom Necklace allows you to Write your own Special Message, Like “ASSHOLE!” What a Hoot! Completely Handmade, this Porcelain Pendant is Level One Braille,…
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Tactical Compass Bracelet
It looks like a Wrist Watch, but isn’t. It’s a Tactical Compass which could save your life. Easy to Use, Easy to Wear, this Straps to your Arm like a Bracelet and Points you in the Right Direction, making…
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Two Headed Baby Pendant
Two heads are better than one… Right? If I were TOSH.0, I’d say the best thing about Siamese Twins… the Threesomes! Or, why did the Siamese Twins move to England? So the other one could drive! Ha! OUCH! And…
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Vampire Teeth Love Nipple Rings
Crunch, Munch! What a place to be Bitten… The Nipples! Ouch! But that’s exactly what it will look like when you slide these Stainless Steel Vampire Fangs around your Pointed Piercings… Made out of Surgical Steel, these Barbells come…












