Vampire Fangs Fake Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly, Nose, Ear, Nipple, Where ever you want to Freak some Ghouls out. Stainless Steel, Spring Loaded, No Piercing Needed! Except for the Two Puncture Wounds on your NECK! HA!
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Vampire Mouth Fangs Fake Belly Ring
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Glow in the Dark Pecker Earrings
LMAO! Stick these in your Ear HOLES! They’re Pecker Earrings that are shaped like, well, Peckers. Make out of PVC, these Dangles (does one dangle lower than the other?) Glow in the Dark, they are Fluorescent, Luminous, and will…
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AT-AT Walker Cufflinks
Pew-Pew… That’s the Sound an AT-AT Walker makes as the Laser Cannon blows up your Shirt Sleeves… Cool Cool Cool! The AT-AT Walkers are a Favorite for all Star Wars Fans with their Jerky, Stop-Motion Animation. It’s just plain…
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Skull Kettlebell Fitness Charm
Creepy Crawly Kettlebell… Talk about Dead Lifts… HA! This Kettlebell Charm is BAD ASS and Beyond! It’s a Demonic Skull Kettle Bell, that’s tiny, tiny, and Totally COOL!. Made out of White Bronze, this Skull has Evil Eyes, Gnarly…
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Log Lady Brooch
WTF? HA! I don’t know what to say about this Brooch… It’s Hilarious enough! It’s the Log Lady from Twin Peaks saying “MY LOG HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU”… I’m sure it does! Wear this on your Coat and…
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Leather Baseball Cuff Bracelet
I really LOVE this Genuine White Leather Stitched Bracelet Cuff. It’s White Leather with Red Stitching and Resembles a Baseball. Great Gift for any Baseball FAN! Comes in Sizes 7.5″, 8″, and 8.5″. SWEET!
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Iron Man Pendant
“Contrary to Popular Belief, I Know Exactly what I’m Doing…” HA! Gotta Love Tony Stark. And… You Gotta LOVE this Iron Man Pendant as well. It’s Cool, Stainless Steel, and Flies to your Home in a Gift Box. :)
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