Green Dead Zombie Necklace
This is a very Cool Colored Metal Walking Dead Zombie in Glorious Green! The Zombie Necklace hangs on a Silver Plated Chain and Gnaws at your Neck... It's only looking for a little kiss or two. Won't you help a Zombie out? GRRRRRRR!
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Zombie Tooth Brooch
Niceeeeee! So much for my Sweet Tooth… Now it’s a Bloody Tooth that’s Perfect for the Tooth-Fairy’s Hat, Coat, Sweater, or Purse. A Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Human or Zombie Tooth… GROSS and COOL! Made out…
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Steampunk Sundial Watch
NOW THIS IS COOL! What an Awesome Watch. It’s a Sundial AND a Compass in one Beautiful and Stylish Wrist Watch. It’s Stunning in Detail AND it REALLY WORKS! That’s Superb! You’ll Never Look at Watches the Same after…
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Complete Moron ID Bracelet
“Why did the moron climb the glass wall?” “To see what was on the other side!” “Why did the moron drive his truck off a cliff?” “He wanted to test his air brakes!” Groan… (Aren’t those Blonde jokes?) Got…
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Ice Cream Truck Cufflinks
“Ice Cream! Ice Cream! The Ice Cream Man is Coming! The Ice Cream Man is Coming! Mom! Mom! Throw Down Some Money! The Ice Cream Man is Coming!” HA! Eddie Murphy in Delirious (1983)… What a Great Routine! And…
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Dog Tag Watch
This is a Very Practical Gift for all… A Dog Tag Watch that you Wear around your Neck. And… The Watch is Upside Down, so when you Tilt your Head down to look at it, the Clock is Facing…
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Pendant
LMAO! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the Deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster… Did you know there was such a thing? HA! It’s a Movement that Promotes a Light-Hearted view of Religion… Sort of like…












