White Trash Nipple Ring
LMAO! You know you’re White Trash when the Halloween Pumpkin on your Front Porch has more Teeth than you. You know you’re White Trash when you’ve been Married Three Times and still have the same in-laws! HA! If this Sounds Familiar to you… Then Stick it in your NIPPLE!
White Trash Logo Ball Closure Nipple Ring
Nothing Wrong with White Trash.. You Lit a Match in your Bathroom and your House Explodes Right off its Wheels! HA! Well, this Nipple Ring needs a New Home, and if it Takes Sticking a Sharp Needle through your Skin, so be it. Just get Drunk before hand. :) Made of Surgical Stainless Steel, this Circular Barbell has a 12mm Diameter, with a 6mm Ball that reads "WHITE TRASH". Any more Questions? ;)
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Mummy Skull Bracelet
You know you always wanted a Mummy Bracelet! Who hasn’t? Take a look at this very Chill Bracelet, with a Mummy SKULL! Those Black Eyes, Those Teeth, Those Bandages, it’s Awesome in every way! :)
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Ankh of the Dead Necklace
The Ankh of the Dead is Egyptian Mythology, and NOW, it’s a Stunning Necklace that brings it all to Life! This Ultra-Cool Pendant has Hieroglyphs down the middle, AND a Very Cool HIDDEN Dagger inside! SWEET!
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Bleu Cheese Earrings
HA! You know the Salad was GOOD when you have Bleu Cheese Crumbles on your FACE! :) And with these All-Too-Funny Food Earrings, you WILL! These are Bleu Cheese Earrings that look like Pieces of Crumbled Bleu (why isn’t…
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Sunglass Poop Emoji Belly Button Ring
Covered in Poo, and yet I Smile! HA Take on the Heat and Sun Fun with this Bad Ass Sunglass Turd. It’s the Poop Emoji, Smiling, Curled up (Nice Tan), Wearing Shades… Lovely, just Lovely. A Belly Button Ring…
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Combo Pizza Slice Earrings
“How do you Fix a Broken Pizza?” “With Tomato Paste!” “What do you Call a Sleeping Pizza?” “PiZZZZZZa!” “What’s the Difference between a Redneck and a Large Pepperoni Pizza?” “A Large Pepperoni Pizza can feed a Family of Four!”…
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Horrifying Tombstone Resin Ring
“The foulest stench is in the air, the funk of forty thousand years, and grizzly ghouls from every tomb, are closing in to seal your doom…” Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Ring… HA! And a Thrill it is. A…
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