Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!

This Adorable Grumpy Cat looks Sad, but it’s sure to bring much Delight and plenty of Smiles! Who could resist those Distressed Eyes, that Curved Down Mouth… It’s all Pretty Charming, and it Works as a Cool Pendant too!

Lovely! Slice a Zombie Head in Half and you have a Wonderful Best Friends Pendant that’s KILLER! One Chunk of Undead Meat for YOU, and one for your BFF! How Sweet! Made out of Super Sculpey Clay, Wire and…

Get Funky with this Ultra-Hip and Futuristic LED Wrist Watch. It’s a Men’s Digital Watch, Featuring Bright Lights that Illuminate the Time in Green, Blue, Yellow and Orange LEDs. Just a push of the button tells the Time, another…

Actual REAL Scorpion is set into this Poly Resin Saddle Plug. Organic, Creepy, AND Cool! Just think of all the Horrified Reactions you would get with these Bad Boys in your Ears. Plug away, have some FUN!

You know what I Love about Barbecue? Skewers! Stabbing those Delicious Pieces of Meat, Onion, and Peppers with a Wooden Stick and then Barbecuing them until they’re Steaming Hot and Scorched… YUM! I may just have to Rip them…