Punk Zipper Makes A Great Anklet
Anklets always look Awesome in the Summer, on the Beach, at the Party... And this Neat Style of Anklet is Different and Wayyyy Cool! Looking like a Real Zipper, it will certainly make a Bold Statement about YOU!
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Three Eyed Monster Belly Ring
There are many 3-Eyed Monsters… From Greek Mythology to Ghost Busters, having 3 Eyes is Cool, Fun, and Frightening. Just like this Crazy 3 Eyed Monster Belly Button Ring. It’s a HOOT! Featuring a Black Monster, with 3 Eyes…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Feng Shui Agate Bracelet
I LOVE the look of this Bracelet! So Cool! This Agate Stone Bracelet has Six Syllables to Ward off Evil Energies. It will Clear your Mind and Change your Luck. And boy, don’t we all need some of that?…
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Sushi Necklace
You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…
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Burger Ring
“Hey, you got a Booger on your Finger… Er, I mean Burger!” Yep, that’s right, a Hamburger Ring that looks Good enough to EAT! I can almost Smell that Beef, Lettuce, Cheese… MMM AWESOME!
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Christmas Story Leg Lamp Earrings
“A Christmas Story” is the 1983 American Christmas Comedy Film that comes on every Christmas Day and runs repeatedly over and over… AND I Watch it every time. I LOVE IT! It makes me Laugh my Ass off! And……












