Zombie Monkey Belly Ring
Oh Geez… It’s a Funny Monkey, Dead, of course! You could probably tell from the Blue Skin Color… But those EYES! Yikes! For it’s an Undead Monkey, Creepy, Cute, Bloody Shot Eyes, Tiny Hat… All Dangling from a 316L Implant Grade Surgical Steel Barbell Equipped with Bright Red Gems. 14 Gauge, 3/8″ in Length, it’s the Ideal Walking Dead for your Lovely Belly Hole. “OOO-OOO!”
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Zombie Monkey Belly Button Navel Ring
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Broccoli Earrings
Oh, these remind me of one of my Favorite Jokes growing up… “What’s the Difference Between Broccoli and Snot?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” Nice eh? Well if you like Broccoli, then you’ll LOVE these Earrings. They’re Long and Thick…
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Fidget Spinner Pendant Necklace
Oh the Fidget Spinner King! Or Queen… This Pendant is for YOU! It’s a Spinner Pendant that’s a Fidget Spinner Replica, only Cast in Alloy and Gold Plated with Blinging Crystal Stones… Truly an Artifact from the Year 2017!…
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My Cat Could Beat Up Your Cat Cufflinks
My Soccer Kid could… Oh Wait. I don’t have a Soccer Kid. But I do have a Cat… So Cats, put on your Boxing Gloves because these Felines are ready to Fight. Funny Boxing Cats Cufflinks that read “My…
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Classic Wheel Tire Pendant
VROOOOOOOM! It’s the Coolest Tire you’ll ever wrap around your neck. A Classic Wheel Tire that is Beautifully Crafted, Cast in Stainless Steel, Comfortable to Wear with Smooth Edges, 100% Hypoallergenic, comes in 3 Distinct Colors: Yellow, Black and…
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Master Slave Bracelets
Well aren’t you the 50 Shades of Grey one? I can see it in your Dog Collar… and your Bracelet! HA! These Bracelets say a lot about YOU and your SLAVE! It’s the Master and Slave Bracelets that are…
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Holy Land Soil Cross Charm
The Holy Land, as a term used by Jews, Christians, and Muslims, is an area Roughly Located Between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea, but also includes the Eastern Bank of the Jordan River. And now, you can…
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