Zombie Stretched Lobe Earrings
These Earrings are SICK and TWISTED… And totally Bad Ass and Awesome too! They’re Handmade Zombie Earrings that look just like Tapers for Stretched Holes. Fake Stretchers that are Green, made out of Polymer Clay, and are just Screaming for attention. With Zombie Eyes, a Stitched Mouth and Wounds, these Creepy, Monster Earrings are IDEAL for Halloween… And any Undead Soul! Very, Very COOL!
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Zombie Earrings For Stretched Lobes
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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Charlie Sheen Winning Cufflinks
“Winning, Anyone? Rhymes with Winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be US! Sorry, Man, didn’t make the Rules. Oops!” “I’m Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning!” “I have Cleansed Myself. I Closed my Eyes and in a Nanosecond, I Cured Myself… It’s…
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Bunnies Do It Better Ear Plugs
“How is a Rabbit like a Cornstalk?” “They both have Big Ears!” “How are Bunnies like Calculators?” “Because they can Multiply Fast!” HA! Just like a 7-11, you’re IN, you’re OUT! And there’s one thing we know for sure,…
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Steel Tire Forged Carbon Fiber Ring
Wow, I’ve seen some Tire Tread Rings before, but never one this Detailed and REAL! It looks just like a Rubber Tire… Very Impressive. Especially when you realize that it’s made out of Steel. Stainless Steel Treads, laid on…
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Garfield Belly Ring
“Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me!” This Belly Naval Ring is Officially Licensed Garfield Product. It must be not be ‘Monday’ since Garfield is all SMILES in this Fun and Whimsical Belly Ring.
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