Polish A Turd Lapel Pin
LOL This Magnetic Lapel Pin makes me LAUGH!!!! It’s up my father’s alley for sure! It’s an eye-glass holder (chain on bottom on which you dangle your eye-glasses from) that clips to your shirt, lapel, pocket, wherever, and it will make everyone hoot with laughter as well. For the simple, yet hilarious pin reads: You can’t polish a turd… True, true, so true! Get one and share some love today! :)
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You Can't Polish A Turd Magnetic Lapel Pin
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My Horse is Calling Watch
LOL I knew a guy who lived on a horse farm. He had just gotten out of the shower, and was walking down the hallway, when the neighbor girl, who lived half a mile away, was standing at the…
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Evil Dead Cufflinks
FUN FUN FUN! Everything’s More FUN when you have a Chainsaw, Right? :) Well it is if you’re an Evil Dead Junkie. Featuring the Book of the Dead, Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, and the Iconic Chainsaw, you can almost Picture Bruce…
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Dracula Blood Vial Earrings
“I Vant To Drink Your Blood!” Why does Count Dracula always Speak with an Accent? Well, he’s Vlad Tepes and he was Born in Sighisoara, Romania. He’s a Historical Figure who Inspired Bram Stoker’s Novel, Dracula. And now, thanks…
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Real Black Widow Spider Plugs
Nope Ear Plugs. Well, maybe… Because these Ear Plugs hold Spiders that are DEAD. Ideal for Halloween, or any Scary Time, Slide these Suckers through your Holes and let the Screaming begin. It’s Real Black Widow Spiders (And all…
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Fox Pendant
Awwwww! What Does The Fox Say? “Ring Ding Ding Ding Dingeringeding! Gering Ding Ding Ding Dingeringeding! Gering Ding Ding Ding Dingeringeding! WHAT THE FOX SAY? Wa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pow! Wa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pow!…
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Snoopy Halloween Wrist Watch
“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” (Get it on DVD here)… The Classic Halloween Special that we all grew up watching… Created by Charles M. Schulz in 1966… Everyone loves Charlie Brown. But we all LOVE Snoopy better! And…
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