Satan’s Army Ear Plugs
999, and the Sign of the Cross… Oops, that’s Upside down. Sorry! It’s Satan’s Army (Not Santa), featured on Organic Handmade Wooden Ear Plugs that are Black, 3D, Come in Pairs, and are Polished by Hand with a Mix of Ginseng Oil and Jojoba Liquid Wax. Order Satan in a Variety of Woods: Black Ebony, Satinwood, Pink Ivory or Lignum Vitae. It’s 666, and it’s looking for a Hole in your Head!
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Satan's Army Stretcher Ear Gauge Plugs
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Star Wars Porg Cufflinks
You know what I love about Cufflinks? The variety and personality… You can practically get anything and everything. Just like these Officially Licensed Star Wars Cufflinks. They’re Porg, that Fun Loving Creature (actually Small, Flat-Muzzled Avians) that makes all…
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Zombie Stud Earrings
“In those Moments where you’re not Quite Sure if the Undead are really Dead-Dead, don’t get all Stingy with your Bullets!” Great Advice… if only the Zombies would Listen! But at least you can, because these Zombies are Chomping…
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Panda Earplugs
Did you know that Pandas eat Bamboo, Grass, an occasional Small Rodent and EARS? It’s True. You see them Munching on Ears all the time. Especially with these Cool Earplugs that look like a Cute Panda’s Face!
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Grumpy Monkey Earrings
A Woman Gets on a Bus with her Baby. The Bus Driver says: “That’s the Ugliest Baby that I’ve ever seen!” She Sits Down Fuming. She says to the Man next to her “That Driver just Insulted me!” So…
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Wine Cork Cufflinks
A Guy in the Locker Room saw another Guy with a Cork up his Ass. “Why do you have a Cork up your Ass?” He asked. “Well,” I said, “One day I was Walking on the Beach and I…
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Lounging Kitty Belly Ring
Cats Lounge around all day. We know that, but did you know that Cats can Sense Earthquakes? They also can Eat and Digest their Food Whole! They Purr continuously as they Inhale and Exhale. And they can Die from…
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