Spank Me Red Heart Nipple Ring
14 Gauge, 5/8" Long, PTFE Barbell, Black Plated, and Sold Individually, this Nipple Ring is Ready to Sing! So let's Delve down and Quote E.L. James in her Famous Book why don't we? (p.s. Delicate People Walk Away) HA! ...“I told you what I’d do. I’m a Man of my Word. I’m going to Spank you, and then I’m going to F*** you very Quick and very Hard.” .... Okay.... Enjoy this Nipple Ring! I WILL! :)
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Spy vs Spy Ear Plugs
Spy vs Spy (by Mad Magazine) was one of my favorite Cartoons growing up. I LOVED their antics and booby-traps. SO COOL! And now you can show off your fanfare with Spy vs Spy Ear Plugs as well. Who’s…
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Bloody Cleaver Pendant
With such a Small Cleaver, you’d have to Hack and Slice pretty hard to Cut that Finger off… But hence, it looks like someone already did, for this Cleaver is Very Small, Delightful, and BLOODY! A Fun Weapon that’s…
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Industrial Letters Pendant
These are Cool Cool Cool! I have to Say, these are Probably some of the MOST Awesome Looking Alphabet Letters that I’ve ever Seen! Truly! They are Industrial Letters that are Kick Ass! Steampunk, Silver, Stylish, and STUNNING, these…
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Real Human Tooth Ring
EGADS! This Ring Contains a REAL Human Tooth! WOW! This Etsy Artist must be the Tooth Fairy or a Dentist, because this Ring is Crazy and Gory! Real Teeth? OMG! Just Think of the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this!
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Monster Mash Record Earrings
“He did the Mash, he did the Monster Mash / The Monster Mash, it was a Graveyard Smash / He did the Mash, it caught on in a Flash…” Everyone LOVES the Monster Mash. And these Fun Dangle Earrings…
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Christmas Poo Necklace
Let’s face it, everyone has a Christmas poo… Especially after all the food we’ll eat this Holiday Season. BIG POO’s… Just like this Fun Loving Turd Emoji. Ideal for Christmastime. For it’s a Pile of Curly Poop, Smiling, with…












