Telescope Ring
“Hang on a Second, I’m checking out that Babe on the Beach…” You know you’ll use this Ring! Just like Captain Jules and his Useless Box of Oddities and Curiosities, this Telescope/Magnifier will catch everyone’s Eyes… Close up!
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Captain Jules's Extra Ordinary Telescope Ring
Made in the Steampunk Style using Lightweight Cast Aluminum (Finished with Bronze and Rubbed Black Patina), this Ring Transforms itself into a Fold Out Telescope or Magnifying Lens! SWEET! AND, it also has a built-in Compass! The Ring Size is Adjustable for Size 5 (small), Size 8 (medium), and Size 11 (large). and it comes in a nice Gift Box! You'll look like a NERD, but you'll Enjoy it! :)
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Star Trek Spock Earrings
These Earrings are Simple and Ulta-Geeky-Cool! They are made out of Stainless Steel and feature Spock’s Hand making his Famous Vulcan Salute Hand Signal V. When Exploring the Final Frontier… Wear these Earrings and Engage!
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Father of the Bride Broke Cufflinks
LMAO!!! If this isn’t true… It’s Cufflinks that say it all: Father of the Bride on one Cufflink, and BROKE on the other! Stylish Round Cufflinks that will make everyone Laugh (Whether it be real or not). 16mm Diameter,…
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Mickey Mouse Necklace
This is COOL! It’s actually one of the few Mickey Mouse Pendants that I’ve seen that doesn’t look Cheesy! It’s Beautiful, Elegant, Masculine, and it even comes with a Sparkling CZ in it’s Ear! SWEET!
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Jolly Christmas Lights Necklace
CUTE CUTE CUTE! Look at these Jolly and Colorful Christmas Lights that will look FESTIVE around your Neck this Year! 5 Plastic Lights in Colors of Red, Yellow, Green, Purple and Blue, hang from a 44cm Black Gunmetal Chain…
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Nipple Ring Screw Bar
There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)
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