Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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DIY Paper Watch
Grab the Markers, Colored Pencils, Paint, Ink, Crayons, Pens… Anything you want, because this Wrist Watch is Dying to be Decorated! It’s a Do-It-Yourself Watch that’s Perfect for the Creative Artist Type who Loves to Draw and Doodle! This…
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Peacock Feather Ear Plug
The Indian Peacock has Iridescent Blue and Green Plumage. The “Tail”, known as a “Train”, consists not of Tail Quill Feathers, but Highly Elongated Upper Tail Coverts. These Feathers are Marked with Eyespots, Best seen when the Peacock Fans…
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Ice Cream Cone Nipple Sheild
If you have your Nipple Pierced, you may as well have some FUN with it! And this Ice Cream Cone takes the Cake! Now only does it look Sweet, but it says: LICK ME right on the Cone! COOL!
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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Ice Cream Dangle Belly Ring
HA! I’m gonna Lick that! It’s an Ice Cream Cone that Dangles from your Belly and it’s Colorful, Cool, with a Cherry on Top! :P Split into 3 Sections, this Ice Cream Cone is made out of a 3/8″…
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Kids Game Smart Watch Phone
Your kids need a smart watch, and this watch is a smartie! 1.54”HD big touch screen to bring wide and bright visions to children. New cool style design for 3-12 years boys and girls. Built-in 7 Games, Alarm clock,…
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