Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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The Apple Watch
Well this NEWS has Officially Broke the Internet! HA! It’s the Apple Watch that’s Cool as Hell. Just look at it! I’m Drooling as we speak. This Watch is the FUTURE! With 3 Different Styles and Collections, this Watch…
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Weed Nug Earrings
Wait a Toke… Is that Weed? Nope, but your Stoner Friends will think it is. It’s Nug Earrings that look just like Cannabis Pot… Green Balls of Green Weed that will make your Ears look DOPE! Hand Crafted out…
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Red Onion Earrings
“My wife said that onions are the only vegetable that makes her cry.” “So I threw a pumpkin at her.” Ha! That would make anyone cry… But these earrings won’t. They’re fun fake red onion earrings that are a…
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Shark Tunnel Wood Gauge
These are the Most Bad Ass Ear Plugs Ever… Awesome! Black Wooden Sharks Swimming through Wood Tunnels… Simply Beautiful! Incredible Detail… You’ll get Massive Amounts of Compliments. Carved out of Blood Wood and Iron Woods, these are Double Flare…
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Severed Arms Necklace
Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright!…
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World of Warcraft Sword Necklace
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