Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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Coffin Poison Ring
This is a Cool Creepy Coffin Ring with Skeletons is also a Kick-Ass Poison Ring. A Ring Made with a Secret Compartment that Supposedly holds Deadly Contents such as Poison, Bone and Relics. Cast in Bronze and Based upon…
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The Diver Necklace
Humorous Necklace Pendant featuring a Diver Diving into the Abyss… Sure to draw some Attention AND SMILES! Handmade using Plastic and Alloy, this Diver is one Happy Camper! Makes you want to Dive in and get Wet! :)
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My Cat Could Beat Up Your Cat Cufflinks
My Soccer Kid could… Oh Wait. I don’t have a Soccer Kid. But I do have a Cat… So Cats, put on your Boxing Gloves because these Felines are ready to Fight. Funny Boxing Cats Cufflinks that read “My…
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Peragemus Steampunk Ring
AWESOME! What a Stunning Industrial Steampunk Ring! Handcarved with the Lost Wax Process, this Peragemus Rivet Ring is a Visual Spectacle. So Cool, so Different, so PUNK! Made out of Sterling Silver and Copper, this Ring is certainly one…
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Pot Leaf Earrings
Hang on a sec… Let me hit this! These Earrings are Cool and Colorful, if you like the Color Green… And we all know you do! :) Made of Sterling Silver, these CZ Studs SMOKE!
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