Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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Grumpy Cat Ear Plugs
LMAO!!! These Ear Plugs are so GRUMPY I can’t even stand them! Grumpy Cat looking Grumpier than ever in these Beautiful and Awesome Plugs! Slap these in your Ears and You’ll be Grumpy too!
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Penguin Tongue Ring
Want to get a Smile or a Laugh? Stick out your Tongue and show people your Penguin Tongue Ring! HA! The Big Eyes and Orange Beak are toooooo CUTE! Plus, you may be able to make the Penguin Waddle…
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Dungeon Map Bracelet
OMG! Does this make the Inner Geek Scream? YES! It’s just like the Dungeon Maps we used to Play… Remember DOOM? Remember Building Wads and Floor, Wall, and Sky Textures? It was so Bad Ass! And seeing this 2D…
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Three Stooges Wood Ring
“Burnt Toast and a Rotten Egg? Whatta ya Want that for?” “I got a Tapeworm and that’s good enough for him!” HA! These COOOLLLL Waterproof Wood Rings can be made either Closed with a Fixed Size, or Open and…
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Automatons Eye Ring
What a Crazy Creepy Gothic Ring! Featuring a Steampunk Style Mechanical Apparatus, with a Swivel Hood that Hinges up and Displays a Glass EYEBALL! Cool Cool Stuff! Wear this, and SEE ALL!
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Throw The Dice Saddle Plug
“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…
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