Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets on, Smiles, and says, “Chanel No. 5 – $150 an Ounce!” Finally the Old Woman reaches her Floor, Bends over, Farts, and says “Broccoli – 49 cents a Pound!!!”
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Funny Can't Poop Watch
I may Fart a Lot, but I CANNOT POOP! HA! And this Can't Poop Watch is PERFECT for the Person who's Constantly Backed up. Constipated. CHEESE BLOCKED! Funny Ass Watch that will make everyone Talk and Laugh. Let the Bathroom Humor Begin! Because this Cute Black and White Wrist Watch will Certainly get the Logs a Rollin'!
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I Pooped Today Bracelet
An Elderly Couple was attending Mass. About Halfway through, the Wife leans over and says to her Husband, “I just let out a Silent Fart, what do you think I should do?” He Replied, “Put a New Battery in…
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Hugging Sloth Ring
Awwwwww! This Ring is so Cute and Darling, I’m gonna get a Sweet Tooth. A Fantastic Sloth, Wrapping around your Finger with a Hug and a Smile… Handmade, Completely Unique, Hand Painted, waiting for that Special Person to take…
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The Ultimate PEANUTS Charm Bracelet
“Ugh! I’ve been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine!” HA… It’s PEANUTS, and we all grew up with Charlie Brown and the Lovable Snoopy! And now, you can…
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Psycho Chef Knife Necklace
This Necklace is certainly made with Gordon Ramsay in mind. It’s a Psycho Chef Knife Necklace that is ready to CHOP CHOP CHOP! It’s Cool, Scary, and whatever you do DON’T ROLL OVER IN YOUR SLEEP!
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Death Note Pendant Watch
Who’s that Knocking? The Grim Reaper? Perchance… Just open your Death Note Book Necklace and see if it’s your TIME to go! Cool Idea, Beautifully Made, Winds like a normal Watch and the Battery Changes out the bottom. It’s…
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Bacon Charm Bead
Ohm came out with a Limited Edition “BACON” Charm Bead! And at first glance, it does look like Bacon. Upon further inspection though, I find it hard to bite! :( But at least it will fit your “European” Charm…
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