Kick Ass COOL Watch that’s Futuristic and Easy to Read! Blue LED Lights show you what Time it is at a Glance! Who Needs Hands, when you have 28 Bright LED Emitters! Right?

You know when your Mom used to POP your Pimples? Well, show your gratification by giving her this Pimple Popping Ring! Looking like a White Head ready to BLOW… This Ring will Turn Heads and a few Stomachs! :)

OMG! I love this pin. It’s “Assquatch”, a sasquatch with a plump ass. A big booty on a mythological monster that’s ape-like, hairy, voluptuous, and fun. Pin this enamel pin on your lapel, coat, hat, sweater, purse, shoes, and…

When I see this Necklace, all I can think about is Kim Kardashian’s DOUBLE WIDE Ass! HA! This Too-Much-Butt Necklace is right up her Alley… A Pendant with TWO Butts… Because Two Butts is Better than ONE! :)

Hey, do you want to pay $30 for a Quarter? You do? Well then you’re in luck, because these very Unique Rings are made out of Real State Quarters! Fancy that! Pick your Size and your State and you…

“Meow, Rawr, Grrrrr, Hisssss Purrr Reow…” That’s a Good Kitty! Don’t Bring the Claws out Today! Because this is Pet My Cat Day! :) A Funny Looking Belly Button Navel Ring Featuring a Pink Feline and the words “Pet…