Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Pig Head Butt Earrings
“SUEYYYYYYYY!” Happy Chinese New Year; the Year of the Pig (Which is Years; 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995, 2007, 2019) So if you’re Born in these Years; OINK! It’s Play Time with these Fun Stud Earrings. Pig Earrings,…
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French Fries Ketchup Necklace
This is a Food Group, right? A Food Group all its own… French Fries and Ketchup. YU-UM! Featuring a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like Real French Fries with a Dollop of Ketchup. Making me Drool now… So…
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Trump Skull Ring
Okay, this just made me Laugh… A Donald Trump Ring, err, I should say, the Skull of Donald Trump, Cast in a Beautifully Designed Ring. The Details are Uncanny. With Big Blue Created Sapphire Gemstone Eyes, and those Lovely,…
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Poison Apple Brooch
Fun Fun Brooch… “Eat the Apple Sweetie… It’s a little Tart, but it’ll be good for you!” :) Killer Brooch, a Poison Glitter Red Apple, with a Poison Green Skull Mask… Creepy and Colorful and IDEAL for Spooks and…
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QR Code Cufflinks
I am a Sucker for Technology… And with these Quirky QR Code Cufflinks, I’m in Heaven! Wear these Cufflinks and everyone will be Grabbing their Smart Phones and Scanning your Arms to see where they lead. You can’t NOT…
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Fairy Tail Watch
“Fairy Tail” is a Japanese Manga Anime Series that is Highly Popular! It’s about a Teenage Wizard who joins a Guild and Searches for the Dragon Igneel. Cool Story! Cool Watch! Look at the Design, the Tail, the LIGHTS!…
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