Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Thank You For Smoking Earrings
A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…
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Kim and Kanye Necklace Set
“You know what Legos and Kim Kardashian have in Common?” “They are Both made out of Plastic!” OH, too much? “What does Kim Kardashian and Door Knobs have in Common?” “Everyone gets a Turn!” Oh… Okay. Okay! Let’s have…
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Spoderman meh. Cufflinks
LMAO! I Love these Cufflinks! It’s the Amazing Spoderman (You know, the Crazy Internet Meme that started with a Poorly-Drawn MS Paint Character resembling Spiderman – “Wit Graet Paowr Cums Graet Sweg!”) HA! And boy is it Funny! Featured…
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Pizza Slut Brooch
This will make People Laugh and Say “WTF?” when they see a Pizza Slut on your Jacket. It’s a Pizza Slut Brooch Pin that looks like a HUGE Slice of Pizza with a Big Ole Blue Eye… That’s why…
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Triangulated Cuff Bracelet
Cool Cool Cool! This Bracelet is just a Visual Work of Art! It’s like being at the Museum and viewing some Crazy Contraption on Display. It’s Interesting, 3D, and very, very PINK! This Triangulated Pink Cuff Bracelet has Geometric…
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Mummy Wrist Watch
“Why were Ancient Egyptian Children Confused?” “Because their Daddies were Mummies!” Oh I can hear the Knee Slaps now… HA! And with this Funny Looking Mummy Watch, you may really be getting a BAD WRAP too! :)
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