Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Green Diver Necklace
LMAO! This Guy is too FUNNY! It’s a Diver with Green Swim Trunks that’s Plunging Downward into the Abyss… HA! Wear this Cute Colorful Pendant around your Neck and you’re sure to Draw some Stares and Smiles at the…
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Miniature Potato Earrings
What a Perfect Gift for the Couch Potato… Bahahahaha! If that doesn’t get you Smiling, these Cute Whimsical Earrings will. They’re Miniature Potato Earrings that are made out of Polymer Clay and Acrylic Paint. Each one is Glazed, Amazed,…
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Grr Argh Necklace
Everything about this Necklace I like. The Simplistic Aluminum 1″ Metal Disc, the hand stamped Lowercase Letters, the Alignment of them, Askew and Off Kilter… The Words “Grr Argh” like some Crazy Hungry Zombie on the Run… It’s Cool,…
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Prince Charmings Necklace
SWEET! How many Frogs does one have to Kiss? It’s Not only Two Guys Kissing, but Two Prince Charmings at that… Now that’s something you don’t see everyday (unless you watch Will & Grace). Talk about a Fairytale… :)…
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Pixel Cursor Stud Earrings
In Computing, a Cursor (usually an Arrow or Hand) is an Indicator used to Show the Position on a Computer Monitor that will Respond to Input from a Text Input or Pointing Device. The Flashing Text Cursor may be…
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Olive Earrings
“What’s the Name of the Ninth Reindeer?” “Olive the other Reindeer!” Groan… But not these Earrings, they are Colorful Cocktail Martini Olives, that Dangle from Toothpicks from your Ears. Yummy! Looking just like Real Olives, these Green Delights are…
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