Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
via Firebox #Ad
The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
-
Lounging Kitty Belly Ring
Cats Lounge around all day. We know that, but did you know that Cats can Sense Earthquakes? They also can Eat and Digest their Food Whole! They Purr continuously as they Inhale and Exhale. And they can Die from…
-
Lord of the Rings Lego Cufflinks
AWESOME and COOL Lego Cufflinks featuring Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee! BEAUTIFUL! Who doesn’t want to relive that Incredible Journey with these two Lego Pals on your Cuffs! ” I will take the Ring to Mordor!” Sweet!
-
Como Te Llama Cufflinks
“Como Te llamas?” “No… Como Te Llama!” It’s not “What’s your name?”… Or translated more correctly, “How is yourself called?” It’s a Fun Meme that’s Features a Cute Little Llama… Mama. And it’s Printed on some Great Looking Cufflinks,…
-
Monster Teeth Necklace
LMAO! WOW OH WOW! My Necklace Ate Your Necklace! HA! This Scary Gory Pendant features a Monster’s Open Mouth with Mutilated Teeth and a Gross Bloody Throat… I’m gonna Run and Hide under my Bed now…
-
Fist Pump Belly Ring
LMAO! This is so Jersey Shore… It’s the Fist Pump Belly Button Navel Ring. HA! Show off those GUNS and show off that Belly with this too Funny, Dangly Belly Ring featuring a Fist, a Huge Bicep, and the…
-
Box of Skulls Necklace
Oh what a Blockhead… But in this Case, Dead ones. It’s a Resin Block, Transparent, Hosting a Massive Horde of Skulls. White, Crazy, Ideal for Halloween… With Deep set Eyes, Haunting Grins, and Cranium Cracks, these Skulls will Spook…
Prices could change at any time!