French Fries Ketchup Necklace
This is a Food Group, right? A Food Group all its own… French Fries and Ketchup. YU-UM! Featuring a Realistic Food Necklace that looks just like Real French Fries with a Dollop of Ketchup. Making me Drool now… So Perfect, those Crisp Delightful Edges, the Cut Corners, the Colors and Flavors… WOW! It’s a HUGE Necklace, really, really HUGE, like 4 inches long, Dangling from a Yellow Link Chain that’s the Perfect Compliment to your Fast Food Wardrobe. Get Fried TODAY!
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French Fries and Ketchup Food Necklace Pendant
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Crystal Cat Stud Earrings
Any Cat Lover will LOVE these Earrings with Multicolored Crystals and Faux Pearls. The Disc Backings will hold them nicely in place, and the Button Eyes will make anybody say “Ahhhhh!”
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Hemorrhoids Brooch Pin
OMG I Can’t Stop Laughing! It Hurts so much… It’s the Hemorrhoids Brooch that’s Certainly an Eye-Sore and a Perfect GAG Gift! Just imagine the Responses… LMAO! (As Long as you’re not Sitting Down) Hand Made out of Colorful…
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Sheriff Badge Nipple Shield
There’s a New Sheriff in Town… And his Name is Reggie Hammond… Oh Wait! It’s really whoever wears this Nipple Shield! Because with this Badge, you’re the KING of your Nipple… or something like that! :)
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Slide To Unlock Bangle
Geek Alert Geek Alert!!! With this Bracelet EVERYONE will know that you are a TOTAL GEEK! No Problems with that! :) This Bangle Bracelet is Cool, Attractive, and will set off the GEEK ALERT Everywhere! This Bracelet Reads “Slide…
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Turkey Track Ring
What does the Turkey Say? It’s almost Turkey Time (Buy HAM) HA! But with this Turkey Ring… It’s TURKEY EVERY DAY! A Very Cool Titanium Ring (Durable as hell), that Features Cute little Turkey Feet Tracks all the way…
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Headless Boy Necklace
“So how’s Sarah?” My Friend Asked, “Bet She’s more Excited than you for the Wedding!” “She’s like a Headless Chicken.” I Replied. “Oh I Bet, Running around Trying to get Everything Sorted for the Big Day, is She?” “No……
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