Come On Baby, Light My Fire!
These Cufflinks are not only Functional, they're Cool! Plus, they'll add a little more Q Branch to your Bond Attire! :) Just make sure you take them off before you Light a Pretty Girl’s Cigarette. Looking like Vintage-Style Lighters, they make a Great Gift! Just don't over-fill them, and do realize that Spilled Fluid can irritate the Skin, and make you very Flammable! But who cares right? You're already a HOT THING...
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Ouija Planchette Earrings
Wearing these Planchette (French for “Little Plank”) Earrings will produce Mysterious Messages and Great Communication with the Spirits… Meaning that Bottle of Vodka… If you know what I mean!
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Groom Ear Plugs
Very Cute and Clever Ear Plugs that clearly say “Groom” on them! Everyone that sees you will instantly know that you are getting Married! Fun and Cool, these Plugs will certainly fill a hole in your Head… And Heart!…
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Red-Nosed Rudolph Reindeer Pendant
My Rudolph, what a big Head you have… HA! I always envisioned a Big Nose, but this Pendant cracks me up. A HUGE Blinging Pear Shaped CZ, set into a Silver Plated Metal Necklace, in the Shape of Rudolph,…
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Pelvis Bone Earrings
OMG These Earrings are Awesome! They look like Real Pelvis Bones… WOW! Just imagine these Anatomically Correct Human Pelvis Bones Swinging from your Earlobes. Kick Ass Cool! Creepy and Fun, and Great for a Doctor, these Earrings will Catch…
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Adjustable Silver Spider Bracelet
Everyone loves Spiders on their Arm, right? Creepy, Crawly little Spiders that lay eggs in your mouth? Nice… Spider Lovers, this is your Bracelet! For it’s a Cute Spider, made out of Sterling Silver, strapped onto a Web of…
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Freddy Krueger Steel Ring
I think I’m having Bad Dreams just wearing this Ring… Better Buy TWO! For it’s Freddy Krueger Forever in this Very Cool Detailed Ring. With all the Burn Marks, Haunting Eyes, Morbid Mouth and Hat, it’s Nightmare on Elm…












